short king

weh he/him 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[adobe-outdesign]

It's called house of leaves because the house makes you want to leaves

[bunnycuns]

[male--wife]

we built this city on executions

[bluebellium]

It’s 11 PM I have taste loss from covid I am in absolute dire need of a kirkland costco hotdog

[bluebellium]

I can excuse all my obliviousness to american pop culture history things with “my parents are immigrants” a whole new world has opened for me

[adz]

my aunt who owns horses constantly posts these excellent horse memes

[bluebellium]

i need the image of a guy hunched over with  another stick figure in his mouth and he goes “gdnggmmf.. .. xfndmdf...” and then goes “FDHA FGSBX:LNFEWAFDNZBVCNDSFZSFV” and wrangles the stick figure like a squeaky toy please please

[moldspace]

i want to study at a Spore university

i will evolve body part and use charm and pose. i would fight enemy species all night while eating a fruit with my pack. i'll have algae every day that's worth 5 evolution points. i would play flute and drum every tribal stage. i am also more likely to unlock new parts, meet flying saucer, and the fish that kills you if you swim too far into the water.

i wish i was Spore creature :(

[postnuclearophelia]

obsessed

[omegaverse]

thinking about how this is one of the best tweets ever and op's account is forever cropped out

[todaysbat]

[starrforge]

Here is my old fire tutorial in gif form! I still use this technique!

[iisiibear]

since I’ve drawing a lot of glowy magic/fire things lately,,,,here’s a tutorial with brush settings!! :0

[hotvampireadjacent]

i just remebered the jeremy renner app

[rslashrats]

why is my brother watching a theory video claiming that the grubhub commercials and jimmy neutron are in the same universe

[dan-dpackcranberries]

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

The giant baby marie kondo made is so powerful

[mozzu-deactivated20211224]