Universally Acknowledged Truths

She/Her. 23. Likes cute dogs, shows about cake, and comedy.

[sludgejudy-deactivated20170915]

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[pantransautie]

This is what anxiety sounds like.

[friendlyfrankenstein]

You know usual people say something like the comment above and I’m like “Ehhhh, I guess?” but this time its. super dead on. 

[rodrickheffeley]

licherally nobody is doing it like him

[catsuggest]

good morninge !

[catsuggest]

it is time to awaken

[piracytheorist]

Awaken for what, cat?

[catsuggest]

to have a great day immediotely or else

[thecottageinthedark]

Or else what?

[catsuggest]

[lesserjoke]

My mom posted this meme on Facebook and it is LEGIT hilarious. I'm so proud.

[kingjinxii]

me: (makes another impulse purchase)

my bank account:

[tedllasso]

Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.

[recommend]

Guy creates images that show how earth would look if cats were much bigger (x)

[bluebutred]

An important case study

[gennyescsecsemo]

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

The lack of context here is thrilling

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[lesbianredpanda]

Paid parking at hospitals is extortion and should be illegal

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

Counterpoint: Most things hospitals charge for are extortion and should be illegal

[broken-horn-of-equius]

Counter-counterpoint: the privatization of medical care is at or near the pinacle of extortion and should be illegal.

[harriyanna-deactivated20221223]

another reason why megan thee stallion is one of my favorite people

[bluebutred]

"You'll like it." 💀

[theconcealedweapon]

[tired--archivist]

[thecommonchick]

I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

[inactiveblog123]

Like Michael Buble and Santa

[mariuspunsmercy]

cats (2019, dir. tom hooper)

[coldasyou]

wonder woman after defeating thanos at winterfell or something idk I haven’t seen star wars

[coldasyou]

Why do people keep tagging this with “is this taylor swift”…i literally said it’s wonder woman defeating thanos at winterfell in star wars this is why people say tumblr doesn’t have any reading comprehension

[morganswift]

[kovir]

being a woman isn’t about the body you were born with or your feelings or your brain it’s about being haunted by this quote from margaret atwood for your entire life

[hopeforhealing-deactivated20200]

“Male fantasies, male fantasies, is everything run by male fantasies? Up on a pedestal or down on your knees, it’s all a male fantasy: that you’re strong enough to take what they dish out, or else too weak to do anything about it. Even pretending you aren’t catering to male fantasies is a male fantasy: pretending you’re unseen, pretending you have a life of your own, that you can wash your feet and comb your hair unconscious of the ever-present watcher peering through the keyhole, peering through the keyhole in your own head, if nowhere else. You are a woman with a man inside watching a woman. You are your own voyeur.”

― Margaret Atwood, The Robber Bride