American Donut (Richie)

Richie, Rex, Julian, Matt, or Cooper (normalize having 42 billion different names) / @everybody-drinks-air's art/hyperfixation blog / 21 y/o / he/him, lyo/lyos / trans man / Caprisci (Capricorn + Prospit + Life) / Commission info in pinned post!! If you ask in comments you will be ignored <3

[bluecatarex]

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American Donut's Commissions

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[pongpang]

[livingahalflife]

Incredible text placement!!!! Wayne did such a good job with this one

[bembwashere]

Do you guys like yuri

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I made these designs as a sort of joke but then they kinda grew on me and made an entire reference... I loved these guys the moment that joke in ACT 2 happened,,, More to come, pawsibly :)

[crowfrombackdoor]

This fanfic shit is easy

[hatchet-creek]

it's always "you're autistic" and never "thank you for telling me everything you know about the Hatchetfield Universe"

[gh0ststag]

ORBWEAVER COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU 💔

commission for the lovely caroldirge on twitter <3

[m00nlightgh0st]

i just think he's neat

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[amor-moved]

ALRIGHT THATS IT ITS TIME TO STOP

[thereisagirlwhonevergoesoutpt2]

Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Ravenmelon and I’m ebony black  (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips, and a lot of people tell me I look like watermelons (AN: if u don’t know what dat is get da hell out of here!).

[memeseverdie]

Nothing will ever be better than the last one

[theinfiknight]

HASHBFJGJDHRJFKFKRJ

[liquid-geodes]

That last one took me out at the god damn kneecaps-

[locatescape-deactivated20190801]

[mandatalks]

Someone wrote a really interesting article about why people believe these sorts of things so easily.

[marshmallow-gem]

:)

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[cave-johnson-official]

I saw this post and thought “well, we need to make these melons real.” Slight misshap happened and now we need volunteers to fight off a hoard of sentient watermelons.

[aperture-hr-official]

() Boss did you just make replicator melons? From Gmod???

[cave-johnson-official]

I didnt make them the science boys did.

[young-doug-rattmann-offical]

HOW DO WE KEEP ENDING UP MAKING SENTIENT CRAP BOSS WHAT THE HECK-

[hl1-freeman]

Just don’t teleport any bread and it’ll be fine.

[big-bad-r0n]

I LOVE UUUUUU <:"3

(Benrey shut down the computer btw🥹)

[zeffdakilla]

i missed animating ponies

[bluecatarex]

correct me if i’m wrong but a hatchetverse x stranger things AU sounds like a fun idea

[the-constelia]

Wiggog Yrath.

[bluecatarex]

new character means new classpect to analyze.

[bluecatarex]

SUBPARSE SPOILERS

Big J's blood type getting changed means that Parsestuck Bygjae might have his blood color changed at some point during their SGRUB session... which would be kinda interesting since i had him listed as an limebloods and limebloods are canonically extinct in Homestuck; they were killed off because of an unspecified "power" that they had and higher castes didn't like it

maybe Bygjae is the last limeblood and when he forges a bond with [P] and/or prototypes the QN3 it puts him in danger and he has to pretend he has a different blood color

[bluecatarex]

SUBPARSE SPOILERS

Dunk not recognizing younger Lorne might mean Lorne himself had his blood type changed at some point... fuck dude..

[tiffanyelectricity]

PORTAL 2 - 15th ANNIVERSARY

This art has come full circle for me, I started it back in 2017 as a sort of test piece for techniques and styles, I put it in a draft folder where it had sat unfinished for a long while until I recently picked it back up. It's been a long journey in more ways than one, hope you enjoy this one as much as I do. - TiffanyElectricity