RT Extra Life 2017 - Sentence Meme Part 1
“For a moment there, my left nut was in my throat.”
“You’re gonna have to burpee it off then take a shot.”
“That’s why it’s makes me mad when people say, ‘you’re a pussy.’”
“You’re a testicle. One tap and you’re down!”
“I don’t do a shot for less than a million.”
“Apparently, we fuck for the kids.”
“My butthole’s gonna die.”
“A little afternoon spooky.”
“Witches love coconut butter.”
“Here’s to a night we’ll never remember with the people we’ll never forget.”
“If I make out with ____ I’m going to end up fucking him/her.”
“I will admit, I’ve never been called that before in my life.”
“How many nuts are too many nuts?”
“Who wouldn’t love a furry Eddie Murphy?”
“If there’s a penis in play, I gotta’ keep my eye on it.”
“Your girlfriend’s a lucky lady.”
“I bought twenty McRibs and a double cheeseburger.”
“Honestly, I cant wait to get my tongue on it.”
“It tastes like salt and ass.”
“Welcome to your life, it’s gonna be fucked up.”
“It’s like the Devil’s potion.”
“Welcome to Fetishtown, ain’t no kinkshaming here.”
“Swallowing was a mistake.”
“I don’t give a fuck what ____ is doing, where’s my shot?!”
“Why’d they put it on their balls?”
“Instant Regret Chocolate!”
“I’m hurtin’ from balls to tongue.”
“You’ve never had a sticky wiener?”
“It’s been ten years since I’ve been outside, so I understand.”
“Have you tried not humping the wall?”
“Good luck with the limbo boy.”
“If you don’t do a good painting, you’re punished.”
“Dark kids are kids too.”
“There’s a lot of homosexual love.”
“We’re here for the kids, the dark kids and the homosexual love.”
“Oh, thank you, you sweet prince.”
“You might see a gaping butthole, but he sees mountains.”
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