Theyna trash

i know its stupid but

im REALLY PISSED ABOUT HOW HE GLUED THIS???

AND JUST CASUALLY SLAPPED IT ON

BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GLUE SHIT LIKE THAT

i love the amount of notes this got because it means everyone’s as pissed about stanford’s art habits as i am

who brought this back

charlesoberonn

Combine this AU with the AU where Ford sucks at drawing and the AU where his handwriting sucks and you got the perfect shitty journal AU

just imagine everyone being asked if they ship thalia with reyna

Reyna: Thalia and I. Really?

Thalia: I can't even date

*loud scream*

*both turn around*

*piper is on pecry's back screaming "THENYA" with percy wearing a thenya t-shirt also pulling a small wagon with Frank in it with a noise maker in hand and a party favor in his mouth and a party hat say thenya. Hazel sitting in the back of the wagon with her hand over the side holding Will's hand as she screams "HOLD ON" with leo holding will's leg. jason flying around with a banner say "THENYA 4EVR".*

Thalia:*eye twitching* w-wow

Reyna: at least annabeth and nico didn't join.

*meanwhile annabeth and nico are discussing tactics of how to get the two together in a room with pictures and red string on wall and tables covered in papers*

*nico swipes all the stuff off the table in anger*

Nico: DAMN IT

Au’s everywhere

Theyna Star Wars AU * Thalia is part of the Empire but she’s not necessarily a bad person. * When she was younger she and Jason were both force sensitive but she’d gotten good at hiding it. * Jedi attacked their home and she was too young to resist them. The “rescued” Jason and took him to the Jedi Counsel * Thalia then joined the Sith as a way to track down her brother and get revenge on the Jedi. * That’s where she meets Luke who guides her at the beginning until she learns hat his plan isn’t to end the war but create a dominant race even amongst the Sith to rule the entire Galaxy. * A fight that had once been more about morales than anything was now a struggle to prevent galactic domination. * Thalia doesn’t want a dictator she really just wants her brother. * After some friends, aka the hunters who are an elite organization of bounty hunters and rogue snipers in the Galaxy stop a hunt of where her brother is Thalia doesn’t hesitate to throw on a disguise and track him down. * On the flip side Jason had been growing up living and breathing the Jedi lifestyle along with Reyna. * They are the most force sensitive out of all the apprentices. * Only Jason starts having morale conflicts because he’s falling head over heels for a field agent (Piper) * Reyna on the other hand is steely like always and they’re currently protecting a market exchange. Well…she is. Jason’s distracted by the pretty girl. * Things turn to chaos when news of a Sith infiltrating the base raises the alarms. * Of course Jason is no where to be found. * This is where it gets really interesting because Reyna had no idea the Sith is really Jason’s sister. * Thalia had no idea Reyna is one of her brother’s closest allies. * A battle of the ages plays out with the typical hardcore fight scenes that accompany Star Wars until Reyna gets the upper hand. * Thalia’s disguise, an armored mask, is slashed off and Reyna freeze because she recognizes those eyes. * Thalia uses the moment to her advantage and nearly guts her but holds back. * Jason’s fled the base at this point after guards told him the Sith wanted his head (which isn’t true) * Thalia can feel the shift in he force, she knows her opportunity vanished because this skilled Jedi matched her attacks. * So she takes her hostage and demands Reyna help her find her brother. * Of course Reyna is conflicted, she won’t sell him out to a Sith but then again it’s his sister. * Only things get complicated as they talk about their opposing sides and the threat at hand. * An unlikely alliance is made and they travel the Galaxy kicking ass and beating Luke’s plans

You all know I’m a hoe for Theyna AU’s

Military AU:

Thalia is a recruit for the military having dropped out of college.

Reyna is also joining the military but it’s partially because she’s from a military family. Her mother and father and sister had all already passed through the programs with flying colors and had been serving for some time.

Part of Thalia’s motivation for joining is that Jason went MIA in battle and no one’s been able to recover him from his location.

She believes she can find him and bring him back.

So the recruits get out through grueling training regimes and only the finest make it through. Not to mention a strict schedule and sharing barracks with people.

Reyna struggles with the pressure of her family name as everyone expects her to ace everything. She’s one of the most popular people there.

Thalia on the other hand speaks to no one and keeps to herself. The others don’t like her much.

Reyna is intrigued by the quiet but extremely fit and strong girl. She’s the only one who doesn’t pester or give a crap about Reyna and her heritage.

Thalia noted Reyna’s displeasure at the popularity and on occasion offers her sympathetic looks.

This leads to Reyna finally getting the guts to sit with Thalia during meal time at the empty table.

Thalia of course doesn’t act surprised. She doesn’t care too much. If anyone is going to sit with her Thalia doesn’t mind if it’s Reyna. Besides she knows the girl is looking for a moment of quiet.

Reyna introduces herself and waits for Thalia to make a big show after hearing her last name. When Thalia doesn’t Reyna smiles and relaxes.

They make small talk. Nothing fancy. Reyna finds she enjoys Thalia’s company much more than everyone else’s.

After a week or so and things have dwindled down Reyna moves to the top bunk above Thalia’s

They now sit together every meal and Reyna is still the only person Thalia talks to.

They get partnered for training exercises and destroy the competition. They even break a few course records.

Some night Reyna and Thalia stay up a bit past curfew and quietly talk about their childhoods and things.

Thalia shoes Reyna pictures of Jason when he was younger and Reyna tells Thaliaabout her family’s success in the military.

At one point their commander pulls them aside. They’re about to be put under the command of an elite wing of the military. A test program for the strongest women. It’s an entire order of military personnel made up solely by girls.

At first they are together stuck under the command of a very intimidating commander: Artemis.

They fit in nicely with the other girls finding that they too struggled with the normal barracks life with drop outs and quitters.

Everything is fine until the first mission arrives. Thalia is a nervous wreck and so is Reyna but the more experienced girls ease their nerves.

Combat ensues as they try to secure a check point for the later troops to pass safely through.

Thankfully only a minor injury occurs for one of the girls in the ranks. The check point is expertly locked down.

The two become experts at reading each other’s moved as they go on even more missions with one another.

At one point however Thalia gets shot in the leg by a stray bullet. She goes down halfway between darting from cover to cover. It’s open terrain but Reyna disobeys orders and dived to her aid dragging her behind a building.

It’s shitty first aid but Reyna manages to stop the bleeding as best as she can and Thalia stubbornly clambers to her feet and continues to fight.

They get lectured for defying orders but commended for bravery. Only Thalia’s injury required her to be sent home temporarily.

This is not what Reyna wanted to hear. The send off is painful. Reyna knows Thalia is the only close friend she really has. Things will be painstakingly different without her. Thalia doesn’t want to leave because she hasn’t found her brother yet but she can’t argue.

Reyna gets transferred to her sister’s unit after expressing her discomfort without her combat partner. Having her sister there is comforting but it’s not the same.

Thalia has a hard time being at home when she knows her friends are all fighting and she’s stuck in the safe quarters of her home.

Not to mention she’s starting to experience the effects of combat. Little things cause implicit responses to occur.

When she’s finally able to return to the field she’s decestared after hearing that Reyna was transferred to a different unit.

Both girls perform their duties expertly but there’s a very clear difference. They’re more withdrawn which is not good in team settings.

A rip off occurs signaling an enemy base where POW’s are being held. Thalia’s unit is tasked with infiltrating and recovering the captured soldiers.

The conflict is brutal and bloody but there’s already a unit there. Thalia finds Reyna on the battle field as they both scramble over rubble rushing towards cover.

It’s a happy reunion but not at all appropriately timed.

Lots of people end up falling in the conflict but Reyna and Thalia successfully lead an invasion of the base where Thalia at last finds Jason.

After dragging the prisoners out of the base and exporting them to the waiting aircraft the base is blown to pieces by battle jets.

Thalia doesn’t hesitate to make sure Jason is okay. It’s a very emotional reunion for both of them.

Only there’s a lot of grief surrounding the aircraft as well.

A lot of people were killed. Hylla’s lieutenant suffered a terrible shot to the stomach and she had a slow painful death. Artemis’s own lieutenant didn’t receive medical attention in time and passed on the aircraft back to base.

When they all arrive they’re commended for there heroism but it’s clear the units suffered heavy hits.

They’re all given temporary leave to mourn their losses and recover from conflict.

Thalia and Jason both tell their stories on the flight back home but Jason can tell Thalia’ a bit sad about something.

He finds out it’s because Reyna is flying back to her home town in Puerto Rico with her sister.

He comes up with the brilliant idea of skyping.

So that’s what they do. They keep in touch for a month or to before they’re called back to service.

They continually grow closer and the combat experience only seems to make the bond stringent though it damages them.

It’s prohibited but no one says anything. They both get pretty bad nightmares and can be found asleep curled into one another in the mornings.

Neither of them makes the first move until they’re under heavy fire and the odds of making it out are little.

They’re supposed to make a mad dash to the plane but it opens them to gunfire. Before Thalia can take off Reyna grabs her by the collar and kisses her.

Thalia’s surprised but it’s all he motivation she needs to run like hell.

Bullets smack the ground around them as they dash madly. Reyna gets shot in the back of the shoulder but Thalia drags her along until they’re diving onto the plane.

After that they go on a somewhat official date.

It’s not much of a secret to anyone at that point but the girls make sure to separate professional life from personal life.

Things go well until once again Reyna is transferred to her sister’s unit. They don’t see each other for about half a year.

That is until they’re able to go home. Their planes land at the same airport and they both notice other military personnel from the other plane.

It’s almost comical when they spot each other but the excitement results in the both of them plowing through everyone until they’re collapsed on the ground in a hug showering one another with kisses.

Onlookers clap and cheer as everyone loves a good reunion.

Man I love this so much. I could go on but I have dinner to eat.

Percy: You know that saying, fool me once shame on me, fool me twice shame on you?

Thalia: No. I’m pretty sure it’s just, fool me once I kill you. The end.

Percy: I don’t think that’s right…

Reyna: No that’s right.

Annabeth: Yep!

Percy: No wonder you guys scare people!

Sadness

I saw this line, “You both have the same kind of sadness in your eyes,” and it got me thinking. What if someone said that to our demigods you know?

For instance Percy and Annabeth who have done nearly everything together. I can picture them looking at each other and sort of smiling. Because they know they may have scars from fights and wars but they still have each other and they love each other dearly.

Or maybe they say something like that to Nico and Will who have both lost siblings in the first war. And Nico just kind of smiled because Will is one of the few people who understood his pain over Bianca’s death when he really opened up about it.

Or Leo and Frank who’ve both lost their mother’s. How they would both look at the ground saddened and later tell the other little stories about things their mother’s did for them.

Or Thalia and Reyna the two lone wolves who’ve lost a lot more than should be expected of people. For instance separating from their siblings and being backstabbed by boys they trusted. They just kind of shrug because they take comfort in knowing they aren’t alone and they’re okay with that. It’s sad but they understand the pain.

Maybe even Piper and Annabeth who both had trouble with their father’s learning to mend the relationships and though they’re a bit sad because things aren’t as simple as they used to be they’re happier than they would be if they hadn’t.

Just the demigods having mirroring expressions of sadness when it comes to specific things but they aren’t alone and they have their own confidants in each other. They’re comfortable with one another and their shared pain and experiences makes them stronger and their bonds stronger with one another.

Reyna’s first time at a gay bar AU

She had no idea what she was walking into. Reyna had never been to one of these things before, she was curious but also horrifically nervous. The music sounded fine enough and as Reyna stepped inside she wasn’t bombarded with anything over popular.

It seemed like a small enough place. There were a few guys and girls playing pool. Some at a table or two drinking and laughing together. Maybe it wasn’t going to be so bad.

Sighing Reyna adjusted her shirt and made her way to the bar head down where an edgy looking boy was standing. He gave her a sympathetic look noticed the nervous tapping of her fingers.

“Don’t puke on my counter.” He mused a slight smile twitching at the edges of his mouth. “First time to one of these places?”

“Um yeah. Very new to all of this.” Reyna admitted meeting his gaze.

“That’s okay. I remember what it was like for me. This is a fiednlier place than the first gay bar I went to. Oh boy there were too many people. It was way too overwhelming.” The young looking man smiled fully this time.

“Well I guess I’m off to a better start than you were.” This earned her a laugh.

“What do you want to drink? I’ll let you in on a secret, we actually have chocolate milk and orange juice in the back.” Reyna noted his name tag. Nico. Nice name.

“I’ll actually just take something light.” Reyna shrugged.

“Hey Neeks hook me up with another water?” A tall pale figure bounded over to the counter leaning on it expectantly. She had wild choppy black hair and was dressed in black from head to toe. Punk style.

“I have no idea why you come here if you don’t actually drink anything Grace.” Nico sighed earning a laugh from the other girl.

“Grace?” Reyna asked her attention captured by the name. The girl picked up on her question and glanced over at Reyna amusement still in her bright blue eyes that were all too familiar.

“Yeah, my last name.” The girl nodded crossing her arms. Reyna noted the nice muscle definition.

“Do you have a brother?” Reyna asked hesitantly.

“Yeah, do you know him?” The punk questioned skeptically.

“Yeah, I used to date him.” Reyna admitted bashfully. The punk cracked a lopsided smile.

“I’ll be damned I think I recognize you. He showed me a picture or two. Clearly it didn’t work out considering you’re here and he has a new girlfriend. He ever mention me?” She asked sitting down next to Reyna, bouncing her leg spastically.

“Maybe once or twice. Thalia right?” That earned her a nod. “And yeah you’re right. Guess it explains a lot about the break up. You don’t seem very much alike.”

“No, we’re pretty opposite. He’s very much a stiff and me? I’m the wild gay child my parents never wanted and still don’t want.” Thalia cracked another smile despite the grim context of the conversation. “Don’t drink though, it’s why I just get water, Mommy’s a drunk.”

“I’m sorry to hear that. Jason never told me.” Reyna frowned.

“It’s not something he likes to talk about.” Thalia shrugged.

“Ladies.” Nico said interrupting the conversation and setting their two glasses in the counter.

“Thanks Neeks, you’re the best.” Thalia smiled.

“Eh don’t mention it.” He smiled going to aid someone else.

“So do you come here often? Met anyone?” Reyna asked just trying to make small talk.

“No.” Thalia shook her head. “I’m a regular but no one catches my eye very much. People think I’m too head strong. The girl’s aren’t looking for a rebel around here.”

“I don’t see why not.” Reyna frowned. Thalia seemed like a wonderful person.

“Thanks.” Thalia laughed. “You have a type you’re looking for?”

“No. I’m new to this whole thing. Including the girls I might like.” Reyna explained shifting nervously.

“That’s okay. We all go through that. You’ll figure it out.” Thalia promised downing her glass of water. “Me? I like people who can keep pace. Ones who won’t slow me down.”

“Am I slowing you down?” Reyna asked hoping the answer was no. Thalia was friendly and Reyna was growing calmer around her.

“Not at all. You seem to be keeping up just fine. Most people would be annoyed by my questions.” Thalia laughed warmly.

“Well I’m glad. I’m a bit more comfortable now. It’s a bit intimidating at first.” Reyna noted glancing around the room and making brief eye contact with a few others who were looking at fresh prey with a bit of interest.

“Don’t mind them. You could handle yourself judging by your biceps. Bet you could beat have the whims here in an arm wrestling contest.” Reyna felt her heart skip a beat at the compliment and laughed.

“Does it get bad around here? Like competition wise? Do people ever fight over each other?” Reyna questioned.

“Oh yeah.” Thalia nodded. “Most people don’t bother me though when I strike up a convo.”

“How come?” Reyna asked.

“I’m like the alpha around here. I’ve got seniority. I’ve practically been coming here since it opened. Not to mention I’m not afraid to scrap it out. I’m also the guardian of fresh meat. Anyone’s bothered by some drunk who won’t leave them alone? I’ll step in.” Thalia explained.

“Am I fresh meat?” Reyna mused.

“You don’t look like.” Thalia winked. “I’ll be back, all this water’s made me gotta run to the little girl’s room.”

Reyna laughed watching Thalia walk off quickly, having completely forgotten about her drink. She noticed however that as soon as Thalia left thei nterest of some of the other girls piqued. Reyna wasn’t exactly comfortable with that. She pretended to be distracted by her drink and took a careful sip from it.

“So you’ve met Grace.” A girl said walking over a jacket hanging on her frame.

“Yeah.” Reyna nodded.

“She’s not being too pushy is she?” The girl asked fake hair braided to the side, silver jacket looking rather comfy.

“Not at all. Why?” Reyna asked.

“I’ve been watching. From her body language she really liked you. That’s rare.” The girl mused giving Reyna a careful smile.

“Ey, Nightshade back off.” Reyna glanced over the new girl’s shoulder to see Thalia making her way back over.

“Relax. I’m not making a move. I wouldn’t dream of it.” The girl said stepping aside as a new figure with auburn hair tied back in a careful pony tail made her way over.

“Apollo sucks at pool.” She sighed glancing over her shoulder at a blonde boy setting the game up again. “Your turn to play him.”

Thalia snickered at the look of disgust on the dark haired girl’s face. “Go on Zoë. Have fun.”

“Laugh it up all you want.” Zoë glowered at Thalia their chemistry certainly interesting. The auburn haired girl just watched them bicker with a look of amusement before distracting Zoë with a soft kiss.

“Come on, I’ll give you morale support. And laugh when he loses.” Said the auburn haired companion.

“Fine.” Zoë sighed and walked off.

“Who was the other one?” Reyna asked Thalia as she sat down again.

“Artemis. Her twin brother isApollo over there. She and Zoë have been dating for as long as I can even remember. Cute couple. Except they are fierce. I’ve seen them man handle bikers before.” Thalia whistled slightly as if she were picturing a particular scene in her head. “Anyways, I have to get going.”

“Already?” Reyna asked unable to keep from sounding surprised.

“Yeah. Sorry.” Thalia apologized. “Here, you can have my number. I’d love to chat more with you. I don’t typically give it out but…you’re one of a kind.”

Reyna smiled pocketing the carefully scrawled number and watched Thalia leave waving at her through the glass.

“You should take her.” Nico spoke up startling Reyna. “Thalia doesn’t smile much.”

“She seemed fine.”

“Yeah, that’s what I mean. It’s the most I’ve seen her smile in a long time. Keep in touch with her. She’s a good person who needs a good influence.” Nico winked at Reyna who reached into her pocket and ran a thumb over the slip of paper.

“Maybe I will.”

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

Thalia: Are lobsters like mermaid scorpions?

Reyna: Oh my Gods it is three in the morning go the fuck to sleep!

Thalia: I’ll sleep when I’m dead! Are fish birds to crabs?

Reyna: AAAAAAAAAAGH!

glumshoe

the six types of gay songs

the song is explicitly about romantic love between two people of the same gender

the song does not contain explicitly gay lyrics, but is performed by a gay artist

the song is not sung by a gay artist, but the singer is of the same gender as the subject of the song and does not change the pronouns

the song is supposed to be about straight people but if you squint, the narrator is clearly in love with Jolene herself, come on

the song itself is ambiguous but the music video was extremely homoerotic

neither the lyrics nor the singer are gay but like, it’s just really catchy…

glumshoe

7. nothing about the song is gay in any way, but you associate it with your crush for some reason, so it’s basically a LGBTQ anthem

kieren-fucking-walker

8. It’s 80’s synth pop

9. im gay and i like it

andhumanslovedstories

I built a nap hole in my closet which is great and has no downside until someone comes into my room looking for me and I have to crawl out of my closet which is frankly impossible to do with dignity and without looking like a sleepy Gollum hissing “what does it wants who wakes us up”

megalunalexi-aesthetic

I see no downsides to this

Lily from Hannah Montana was clearly a lesbian and her being straightwashed was one of the greatest acts of lesbophobia I’ve ever witnessed

deepseacoral

sam from icarly????

a moment of silence for another iconic lesbian that was tragically straightwashed

thesmallestonewasme

coincidence that these girls were the same character archetype as maya hart? i think not.

we have stumbled upon a conspiracy it seems

nam-joo

jade from victorious