the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
we're not kids anymore.

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the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
the other day one of us put our keys in a different pocket than usual without my knowledge when we were out and when we got home I couldn't find them and stood at the door for like a solid two minutes before I realized they'd been put in the literal opposite pocket from the one I usually keep them in and I was like "guys don't move our keys like that I have a system. [pause] like besides you I mean"
Pfft! The joys of system puns... They almost make up for instances like this. Once, we put our keys into the large pocket of our bag instead of the small pocket and spent several hours worrying about where our keys went. So, I relate to this one, anon.
Posting now while you're asleep on Lyx's shoulder so you can't delete it on me but happy birthday baby. I know you hate when I draw attention to your birthday but this one is important. Lyx and I have been discussing what to write to you in this post but in the end, she decided that I should be the one who should verbalize what we both feel.
Today you turn 24 years old and for some reason, this milestone feels bigger than the last few. Every single year we get to grow older with you is a whole new privilege that we have been granted.
Looking at you now, laying under all of those blankets with your lil' bear and a shock of pink hair frizzed around you... Lyx's arms wrapped around your stomach... it's so insane to think that back when I met you for the first time at 14 you were a terrified little person with no hopes and dreams or a plan past the next week. But despite every single one of the stupid little menial odds that were stacked against you-- you made it.
Today you turn 24 years old and for some reason, this milestone feels bigger than the last few. Every single year we get to grow older with you is a whole new privilege that we have been granted.
And here we are. Our absolutely perfect little family.
You built this world between us. You created us out of defiance and out of sheer bravery, and in turn, allowed us to love and protect you and granted us the honor of taking care of you. You gifted us the honor of getting to love you. We couldn't be prouder of being yours and of getting to call you ours.
To see you grow over these last few years from that terrified kid into a defiant fiery punky baby that we have fallen so deeply for has been an honor and I am so excited to see what you can do in the future. We'll always be right there next to you, ready and eager.
We love you so fucking much, puppy, and we are so fucking proud of you. Keep thriving, sweetpea, and remember how far you've come.
From me and Alyxa: Here's to 24. Fuck shit up for us alright? We love you so much, sweet babypup 💙❤️
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I'm back in that hole where I'm not sure if my partners exist just because I went an entire 36 hours without hearing or feeling them. Whatthefuck?!
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Dear universe: Please never let my girlfriend ever get tired of snow.
There is nothing more adorable than her shouting "It's snowing!" and then proceeding to hit the window like a blind bird to watch it fall or the sight of her doing tiny dances in front of the window with excitement because she just can't still.