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Call me Rael | they/them | Fëanor Apologist | Casual fandom enjoyer, writer and art.| Art Sideblog: blueflipflops-art | Its whatever I like here

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AO3: QuackKuwak

Masterlist

DPXDC Blessed is the Fruit of Thy Womb:

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4 (?) AO3

Feanorian and Boardgames:

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5 (?)

PJO x Silmarillion WIPs

Cursed Mirror AU (BNHA x JJK)

Idea Part 1 Part 2

AO3 Fics

We All Wanna Party When the Funeral Ends:

Summary: (Star wars/ OC insert as Arla)

"A-arla?" The grief, disbelief, and -oh, Force- hope mixed in the tone that came through the vocoder. Emotion leaking through the Force and the armoured clad body language. He looks like he wants to reach out-

"Who the kriff is Arla?"

The flinch came from the other mando was enough distraction for him to be kicked back to the wall with the help of the Force. Metal clanging as he goes down but she didn't look back, rushing towards her ride out of this hellhole.

No one couldve guessed what was in her mind.

'Who the kriff is Arla'?! Really? This is not the time to make marvel references no one will ever understand, you dumb fucking bitch.'

No Rest for the Wicked

Summary: (Silmarillion x Harry Potter)

All Meadhros knew is fire and now Harry Potter will know it too.

Maedhros is is reincarnated as Harry Potter. Ft. Red headed, long-haired Harry Potter, Suicidal elf, Meadhros coming into terms with now being shorter than average (due to malnutrition), and all other fun stuff!

what goes up gotta go down

Summary: (JJK x BNHA)

Fushiguro Toji had been called many different varieties of “useless” all his life being born with Heavenly Restriction, but such labels have never stopped him before so why should being a so-called “quirkless” mean any different to a man who once killed a young god and who even Fate themselves cannot chain down.

Or, Fushiguro Toji is reborn as Midoriya Izuku and he would definitely not hesitate fucking shit up just because he can and also because he is a petty asshole, your honor. He should be his own warning.

No, Ma'am, I AM the Manager

Summary: (Bleach OC insert as Aizen) COMPLETE!

(Service With A Grimace AU)

"Hey, captain, give me a raise." "I'll think about it." "Are you done thinking?" "Not yet." "…" "…" "How about now?" "Ah not quite there yet. Ask again next week maybe I will."

...

OC! reborn as Aizen except he hates his job, Shinji is a useless boss, and he's hanging by a thin fucking thread before he snaps and kill everyone and then himself. Being reborn as a major villain with a tragic past typically means dealing with that tragic past. He's trying his best NOT to be the megalomaniac of the story but it seems that Fate keeps testing his mental stability. His captain is lucky he's pretty or else he would actually go through the hollowfication plan from canon just out of spite.

[torsnach]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[buck1eys]

trying to work out who would be the weak link at the fellowship garden barbecue. obviously not sam, frodo doesn't really cook but does bring a huge amount of expensive cheese and wine from bilbo's cellar so he's out. merry and pippin exceed expectations which are admittedly low. boromir and gimli bring insane quantities of meat and spend the whole time at the grill cooking it and flexing, which is befitting of these kind of things. might be legolas but i think he would bring a lot of mushrooms, herb marinades, salads etc which is a good balance which unfortunately leaves mr six pack and trail jerky aragorn son of arathorn. (gandalf arrives late with dessert)

[ministarfruit]

doodled this post because I couldn’t stop thinking about aragorn just pulling up and nobody knows where he got any of that. neither does he. where is he? what is he holding?? don’t ask him any more questions

[faithful-grigori]

”#I THINK op meant a modern day barbecue but I kept laughing so I drew this instead, #hope you don’t mind me jumping on your post!, #been thinking about lotr lately and this gave me an excuse to draw the fellowship”

[syn4k]

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

[holy-leapin-splits-batman]

[blueflipflops]

Bought a cake. No celebration. Just wanted to eat one and boy did I eat this cake myself. Why is it like an unspoken rule that cakes are ONLY for events? Can't the event be just me craving for an entire cake? Much thoughts...

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[bpwpbshika]

[blueflipflops]

Always a whiplash looking at the tags of some smut fic and there's like "sex toys, fisting, suicidal thoughts, exhibitionism—"

This smutfic has a major character death tag and I'm kinda curious

[blondebrainpowered]

A Masking crab wearing a Sea anemone like a chef’s hat.

A Sea anemone masquerading as a chef's hat on a Masking crab.

[seymour-crays-elf]

i would let them in my kitchen. im sure they can be trusted with cooking facilities and utensils and that these will not be used for nefarious purposes at any point in time whatsoever

[blueflipflops]

Proof that anyone can cook!

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[missgreeneyartz]

No one discovers “a secret third thing” better than people with ADHD

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fruitcakebro]

Holy moly they're GOOD. The music is fucking FIRE, and the outfits??? They're all so PRETTY???

[snoodly-boop]

Does anybody know who these are??? Do they have albums!! 🤩🤩🤩

[raspberryslut]

I was so curious that I had to go find this band. They're called Fortress Dwellers and they have a website with all of their socials!

They released an album too! I don't think this song is on it but the rest of their stuff is SO GOOD !!

MUSIC | Fortress Dwellers

Step into the fantasy world of Fortress Dwellers. A fantasy Renaissance musical collective blending epic original music, immersive performan

[airplanned]

We all agree, right?

AI to write your novel is wrong

A bargain with a demon to write your novel is okay

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Only if you specify in the contract that the demon can't use chat-GPT

[athenadark]

I've been thinking about this - and why asking the demon is also a bad idea

Tartini was a composer and violin teacher and no one respected him, he was generally broke, and he started having weird dreams in which the devil asked him to teach him violin

despite being catholic tartini agreed - although everything told him this was a bad idea

so he taught the devil violin in his dreams and when he had taught him everything he knew the devil offered him payment, he played an original composition in his dream

Tartini woke up weeping and struggled to write it down

we have a historical version of "couldn't remember the greatest song in the world, this is just its tribute", and the song he wrote down made him "Sonata in G Minor, aka the devil's trill" it's usually played by 2 violinists because it's evil difficult,

now imagine you make a deal with the devil to write your novel, he writes it but only lets you read it in a dream and you have to transcribe it from memory the next day.... 150k of the best prose and plot you've ever seen in your life and you have to remember it

chatgpt is evil, but that's just mean

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That's every novel. That happens to me any time I manage to get more than four hours' sleep at once.

[karmajamie]

I love how this implies that we can ‘fix’ authors with an exorcism.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yeah that sounds instinctually true to me. If we could remove the curse then my soul could rest.

[cryptotheism]

Schools of philosophy need cooler names. It shouldn't be called structuralism it should be called some shit like the path of the ancient bronze spider.

[summonee]

Then is post structuralism the contemporary bronze spider or the iron spider?

[cryptotheism]

Post structuralism is called the Dragon Dance

[blueflipflops]

Hold on. That is way too cool for philosophy pick smthn else

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[attenashe-deactivated20190606]

things that always make me happy: serial commenters. there are three types

1) reading a longfic chapter by chapter, leaving an increasingly emotional comment on every chapter, descends into keysmashes near the end: outstanding

2) read one fic by accident, clicked the author name, now working steadily through the backlog and commenting on everything, I wake up to an AO3 inbox full of enthusiasm: precious beyond words

3) the longterm serial commenter whose comment begins with I don’t even know this fandom but because they have followed me from somewhere else: stunning. humbling. magical.

[fineillsignup]

these are all *chef’s kiss* and I want to add one more: 4) left a comment a while ago, comes back and leaves another comment on the same fic, telling you that they’re coming back to reread the fic: angels. blessings. lifesavers.

[dancinbutterfly]

I owe all 4 my actual life