The OysterBed

amateur poet, full time bookworm

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pansyfemme]

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

[dialogic]

I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***

* two quarters and two dimes

** Interstate 64

*** Richmond, Virginia

[dialogic]

I must traverse the treacherous way north* to visit my lover at their place of learning. This city is a crossroads, positioned near the boundary point of a dark land we try not to visit.** It is an ancient place, riddled with the memory of the War.***

* Interstate 95

** Northern Virginia

*** American Civil

[dialogic]

The road north is blocked by enemy forces.* I fear we will be overpowered if we continue,** and never reach our destination.*** Let us abandon the road and take the ancient mountain pass.**** We will mind the cruel structures of bygone years***** as you go.

* northern virginians

** get vehicular manslaughtered by a tesla driver just outside the mixing bowl

*** west maryland

**** cut through loudon county

***** mcmansions

[anphivenas]

Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

[cheddar-baby]

hope he did a good job at least. Didn't embarrass the whole family.

[anphivenas]

He strutted his shit kinda

[ispyspookymansion]

i was trying to find this post earlier (duck duck go doesnt find posts well) and i—

[medievaljournalist]

Any news from the gnomelands?

somewhere a baleful chuckle echoes on the wind

[cuppydogshane]

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

[vagisil]

the people yearn for nonplastic fabrics

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[sickerfxck]

Trying somno but we both fall fast asleep expecting the other to do something and end up both having a beautiful nights rest

[daveedmee]

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

fic planning be like:

[caats]

[ballroomnotoriety]

since getting a kitten, our skittish older cat has been insisting on getting head smooches after he saw the baby purring about them

[map9810-blog]

[ampersketch-art]

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

[kosmogrl]

[silmarilliongenerator]

i can’t believe it’s not the sons of fëanor

[radioactive-earthshine]

I bet this is exactly what Thingol thought in his final moments when the dwarves of Nogrod descended upon him.

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[monstrous-ideas]

Its been five years of it’s august and the flow of time still haunts me