Kill Claudio.

emily • i’m ecstatic

[blondebrainpowered]

Herd of deer relaxing among some cherry tree blossoms in Nara, Japan.

[bobdylan-n-jonimitchell]

Joan Baez, ca. 1964.

[geddyqueer]

there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.

[allhailthe70shousewife]

[catasters]

[thickness-protection-program]

Diva down

[making-friendos]

One must imagine Sisyphus happy

[thejewellerybox]

Tiffany & Co advertisement in Vogue, December 1960

[poop-me-a-flower]

I have been on vacation. Check out this cool coral mushroom.

[emwheezie]

Formation of a black hole

[thebellekeys]

"i do not dream of labour" is one of the worst pseudo-marxist taglines that western leftists have co-opted because when you ask them what they do dream of, they say traveling, studying, and creating art. broski, who's flying the plane to take you to prague? who's the security at the library with the texts you're studying? who are the clerks in the museum showcasing your art? like bro, you do dream of labour. you just dream of someone else doing it so you don't have to! you merely want to outsource the labour and make it invisible.

[toddsolondz]

[mrgaretcarter]

Doctor Who 5x10 - Vincent and the Doctor Cunk on Life (2025)

[largishcat]

i actually get a bit annoyed with people who get a bit annoyed when people say “sorry” in response to their bad news. “why are you apologizing you didn’t do anything :/” like okay well a) you don’t know that and actually yes i am the secret architect of all your woes and have been this whole time, way to refuse to acknowledge a woman (gender neutral)’s accomplishments. and b) we’re both fluent english speakers so you know perfectly well that “sorry” isn’t always an apology and is very commonly used as an expression of general regret or sympathy. not in this case, because i have been your secret nemesis for years, meticulously plotting your every misery, but, like, in general

[amarguerite]

Apparently “what ho!” is a corruption of Beowulf’s “hwaet!”?? 

Now need a P.G. Wodehouse translation of Beowulf.

What ho! Have you heard of these chaps, Dashed good fellows with a spear and whatnot–

[fremedon]

What-ho! You are no doubt familiar with a certain strain of Danish chappie—your good Jutlander, or in point of fact, the Spear-Dane—and with more examples than I need to relate of the sort of thing they and their chieftains used to get up to.

But to take a single exemplar of the breed—what Gussie might call a type specimen, were we discussing newts, as we generally are when Gussie has come to the metrop.—consider a cove who was called Shield, the Spear-Dane being even keener on simple descriptive appellations than the average Etonian, and Son of Sheaf, said cove being a foundling and rather short on surnames.

Despite this unpropitious beginning, this Shield Sheafsson, as he grew up, graduated from knocking blighters off of barstools to permitting them to retain their seats and, once word had spread around the Baltic of the size and bellicosity of his fellows, raking in the ready for this favor. An all-round good sort and a good king, was the Danes’ verdict.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

bro be careful. this is diva country

[hajsndskskmsnxndn-deactivated20]

happy international women's day

[louisegluckpdf]

unfortunately i will be thinking about this moby dick cabinet for the foreseeable future