AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF
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AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF
this post is about plastic dinosaurs
I’m the Animal and I kill things
thats so problematic
Literally rooting through your garbage for meats right now
you know there's an entire delicious steak here under this box held up by a stick
Oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah oh fuck yeah
Where’d the sun go
hey dude, sorry i don’t really remember anything you just showed me. i actually used to be a baby so as you can imagine i have some object permanence issues
my favorite era in history is the one where people discovered you could make cartoons out of typography and newspapers would run articles that were just like “today dennis the intern figured out how to draw a dog with the typewriter so here it is”
time is a flat circle
My gender is whatever gender makes the joke funny
are you telling me they’re making a Cruella movie and she’s not even a MILF??
this is the most valid criticism i’ve seen on the cruella de vil tag so far
i fuckin love when a meme becomes so developed you no longer need the words
You can make one here
this photo set society back 50 years
‘critics hated it but straight audiences loved it’ and ‘critics hated it but gay audiences loved it’ are completely opposite genres
I really appreciate that everyone knows I was talking about venom
Why rats gotta have the little grabby hands? Give man a cheerio and he eats it like a bagel
You complaining? You complaining about the little man and his bagel?
I fucking love libraries man like I’ve been chilling in my college library and randomly pulling out books and today I looked at one called “medieval sexuality” and it was talking about how monks thought they should never have sexual feelings or get erections ever and there was a quotation from the account of this one monk who wrote about how a woman had to stay with him one night because she was like travelling or something and the sight of her made him so horny that during that night he had to stick his hand in a candle flame to distract himself from how horny he was and also at least one monk wrote about having homoerotic dreams about Jesus
kids these days need to open a book and be scarred for life by some obscure historical fact that they could have easily gone their entire lives not knowing
*Opens book*
*takes 3000 Psychic damage*
*closes book*
“Neat!”
lemon demon is like, genuinely good lyrics over a melody that sounds like it was played on one of these
adam and eve named him abel because he was able to get killed by his brother
Adam and Even named him Cain cause he sure cain kill a guy
even
Yeah and? Gonna do something about it? Or am I gonna have to make an Abel out of you
Whyd they name the third one seth
after rogen
feeling a deep sense of kinship with danny here
here’s the full shirt including the part covered by the box btw
not even joking, this is 100 percent accurate
knuckle tats that say HAMP STER