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[lucylehane]

"He could tell that Rozanov was starting to lose his composure."

[gaynehollander]

I think Shane coming hands free the first time he was fucked genuinely made Ilya feel insane. Like, here is your league-mandated rival, he skates like a god, he has the media eating out of the palm of his hand, he commands the room without even seeming to realise his power, he is fucking gorgeous, he drops to his knees at the slightest prompting, he moans like a whore, and, oh! he also fucking spurts all over himself just from having your dick in his ass. Have fun trying to content yourself with fucking literally anyone else for the rest of your life!

[experienceandobservation]

Hudson Williams | hot n dangerous 💃🏻 | June 06, 2026 | 📷 Aika Flores

[catchymemes]

[bugslibraryy]

Ok wait Shane and Ilya go camping Shane and Ilya in a three person tent but all crammed in together because the size of two hockey players is not small. Sharing a sleeping bag (both of their sleeping bags zipped together to make one big one) because Ilya had literally wined to Shane that Shane was putting him in a straight jacket so he can’t touch him and that he might die !! If he can’t touch Shane. Shane had been secretly pleased despite the dramatics of it.

They wake up in the morning and it’s cold and their stiff from floor sleeping and ilya is laying on top of Shane, flopped over him. Shane wakes up with a groan, half because Ilya is On His Organs, but also because they’d had some beers around the small fire Shane had made last night, and he was a bit groggy and desperately needed a piss. Shane poking at Ilya’s hip, hand scratching at his back to wake him. Ilya wakes with a huff, half sitting up and he looks crazy, curls stuck down to one side of his head, squinting.

Ilya just stares stares stares at Shane as his brain is coming online and after a thick swallow, Shane gently pushing some strays curls out of Ilya’s eyes, thumb brushing his brow.

“Wow. We are alive. Bears didn’t eat us” Ilya exclaims after a moment, voice dry and low and rumbly.

“I need to piss” Shane just replies and Ilya is slumping his head sleepy head into Shane’s palm and Shane is like “Ilya” and Ilya all “whaaaat” and Shane is like piss and Ilya is like “Shane not in the nice sleeping bags!” He replies and Shane pokes Ilya hard on the side of his head and then bites at his chin and when Ilya just keeps slumping back into Shane going heavy with sleep again Shane deploys his final tactic. He tickles, up Ilya’s sides and Ilya is thrashing off him immediately with a shriek. Shane scrambles out to pee, thank god, by a tree nearby- has a minute of two of peace before Ilya is tumbling out of the tent- wolf whistling and cat calling Shane for public indecency.

[shilyas]

cock worship by Shane can be so personal.

getting on his knees during their first hookup without being asked bc he had to have Ilya’s cock in his mouth, had been fantasizing about it. not wanting to let Ilya leave a hookup without having tasted Ilya's cock, bc he always wants a taste. how hot he finds Ilya fucking his mouth w/ his cock to the point of tears. how he loves the sensation of Ilya’s cock becoming hard in his mouth, on his tongue, sighs, moans, eyes roll back when it happens, giving small kisses to it, mouthing gently around it, licking everywhere. how, while sucking Ilya’s cock in the shower, he thought about having a yoga mat in the bathroom for easy access so his knees wouldn’t get tired, so he could suck Ilya’s cock longer. how hard he’s worked at sucking cock, wanting Ilya to feel good, bc Ilya’s cock makes him feel so good. how, sometimes, he gives Ilya’s cock a parting kiss after blowing him. how he can come by simply sucking Ilya’s cock.

how a 2-hour drive w/ a plug in was a must bc he wanted to be so ready for Ilya’s cock, didn’t want to waste any time, how he didn’t even give Ilya a chance to tease him first, just immediately pulled Ilya’s underwear down & got his mouth right on his cock & when Ilya pulled away to try to take back some control, Shane chased after his cock, making Ilya feel worshipped & tearing up at how beautiful Shane looked on his knees for him. how he had to pull over w/ said plug in bc he wanted to come bc of Ilya's cock, not bc of the toy. how eagerly he raises his ass in the air to receive Ilya’s cock.

when Ilya said Shane was the one calling the shots during phone sex, the first thing he asked Ilya to do was to touch his cock bc he needed to see that, even tho he would’ve preferred sitting on Ilya’s lap more than anything, he needed to see Ilya touching his cock. how much he needed to wrap his hand around Ilya’s cock & his cock at the same time, how good that felt to him & Ilya.

how much he loves riding Ilya’s cock, loves bouncing on it, grinding down hard on it, loves watching Ilya panting beneath him, loves the way his ass can reduce Ilya to a puddle by how good it makes Ilya's cock feel. loves it even more when he’s pushed onto his back or pressed onto his stomach bc Ilya knows Shane wants to be fucked harder, deeper, that he wants to feel his cock for days. telling Ilya on several occasions how much he loves his cock.

how bratty and whiny he can be bc he needs Ilya's cock inside him, is desperate for it, wants Ilya to hurry. asking Ilya, “are you gonna fuck me?” or saying “please fuck me” telling him he needs him, needs his cock. how, after so many years, he’s still surprised at how full he feels when Ilya’s cock is inside him, how nothing could ever make him feel as full as Ilya’s cock. how he's been w/ two other men & they couldn't compare to Ilya, couldn't compare to what Ilya's cock does to him. how he loves watching Ilya’s cock shoot bc of him. how wild it makes him feel when Ilya comes inside him bc his body did that to Ilya's cock.

god, he really loves Ilya’s cock. but more than anything, he loves how worshiping Ilya's cock makes Ilya feel.

[mojoscircus]

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[rozanovs]

heated rivalry gif meme: ↳ [4/7] kisses

[paperdollinsane]

Gay yearning little bottom eyes

[marmelade-sky]

hollanov doing the hand size comparison thing and Shane's hand is bigger. He's bashful about it, because he loves feeling a bit small around Ilya (and Ilya can lift him up etc). Meanwhile, Ilya is instantly so hard that he loses vision for a second.

[my-castles-crumbling]

break - hollanov - @hollanovmicrofic - slightly NSFW - word count: 468 - click here for my hollanov microfic archive on ao3

"Bad news is, it's definitely a break," the doctor said with an empathetic frown, pausing to let Shane let out a huff of fury. "Good news is, there's no need for surgery."

"Well that is good, solnyshko!" Ilya, who was sitting next to Shane's hospital bed, said bracingly. "You will be back on skates in–what? Four weeks? Plenty of time for playoffs."

"Four to six," the doctor replied, smiling. "The goal is to use your right hand very minimally, Mister Hollander, so please make sure you have plenty of help at home."

Shane groaned again, looking angrily at his broken wrist. "I'm starting to think Boston just hates me."

Travers, the player from Boston who had been the one to collide with Shane and cause the injury, had already texted both Shane and Ilya to apologize. 

"Yes, yes, is because they are sad you stole me from them," Ilya agreed with a grin. "But listen, is not so bad! You have loving husband to take care of you!"

And Shane just nodded, because it was true: Ilya would take care of him, he didn't doubt that. But as the doctor went over the care instructions, he realized how much Ilya would need to help him, with his dominant hand out of commission.

"Oh my god," he muttered when the doctor left to send an order to someone to fit him with a brace. "I just realized...you might have to help me go to the bathroom and stuff." He blushed at the thought, considering simply disappearing into thin air.

But Ilya just shrugged, not looking up, taking a picture of a phrase on the paperwork the doctor had given him to translate one of the words. "Yes, will be very mortifying. I have never seen your asshole before," he muttered, rolling his eyes.

"Ilya!"

"Shane. Sweetheart," Ilya said placatingly, looking up and placing a hand on his shoulder. "Remember when we had wedding? We said, 'yes, I love you, when you are being asshole and when you are being nice. When you are being annoying and boring or when you are fun. And when you are sick or when you are healthy.' This is sick part. I am happy to help because I am happy to be married to you, moya lyubov."

Shane sat with that for a moment, digesting it, smiling a little at the way Ilya loved him so easily.

"Plus. Is not all terrible, Hollander," Ilya pointed out, sliding his phone into his pocket and putting the papers down, his grin turning a little suggestive. "You do not have right hand. You will not be able to jerk off. It is a tragic thing, but I...what do they say? I 'volunteer as tribute'?"

Shane was still red when the brace specialist entered the room.

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams and Sophie Nélisse at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards after party | May 30, 2026 (via nadinebhabs)

[themoonandmyman]

Most of the time, even when he’s getting pounded into the mattress, Shane likes his little kisses.

Sometimes though, he puts a plug in before Ilya gets home from the store and wears his slutty little shorts to signal that he wants Ilya to throw him face down on the nearest surface with no preamble whatsoever.

Ilya just walks in, sees the Slut Shorts and the red flush on Shane’s cheeks and his eyes go dark and hungry. They don’t even say a single word to each other until Ilya just stalks over, spins Shane around and presses him against the kitchen counter.

‘Desperate for it, Malysh?’ He drawls into Shane’s ear, and Shane can only nod, already lost in the anticipation.

He grinds his dick into Shane’s ass for a moment before promptly bending him over with zero warning and stripping his shorts and boxers, pulling his own down far enough just to pull out the plug in Shane’s ass and thrust right in.

They both groan loudly, the sound echoing off of all their criminally under-used appliances. Ilya wastes no time building a brutal pace, bruising Shane’s hips from where he’s pressed against the counter, holding his face down into the cold marble.

And fuck- it’s perfect. It’s just what Shane needs right now. To be used to make Ilya feel good. To feel his man, strong armed and solid chested all around him, big thick cock bullying his hole- and it’s even better when Ilya starts moaning like he’s been possessed. To hear how fucking good Shane feels, how tight he is, how he’s always ready and wet for him.

It takes an almost embarrassing four minutes for them both to cum, one after the other, until they’re panting, lazy and sweaty against the heat of each other’s bodies and Shane feels pleasantly used up.

(They do however sweetly kiss non stop for about 20 minutes after)

[sunnypeachyy]

OMG LOVE THEM 😭

[virginshane]

shane’s amused little smile at ”did you like sucking my cock?”

[actuallysara]

happy pride everyone <3

[mrmnn]

🙄🤨 [affectionately]