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Gotta find me a boyfriend to give hickeys to

Call me Mark Applier

I FOUND ME A BOYFRIEND

I love language because what do you mean if I say "I swear" after a completely mundane sentence then it can be read as untrue, but when it's a serious situation then it's completely sincere

#linguistics #language #english language #writing

I can't believe all of space and time has lead to me and my baby (my cat) existing in the same place at the same time

#i love my cat so freaking much bro you have no idea #KITTYYYY what are you doing here #you're so Portuguese

Gotta find me a boyfriend to give hickeys to

Call me Mark Applier

#markiplier #gay #lgbtqia+

For every person who opens a bracket without closing it, there is a slav ending every message with)))))

#why do yall open brackets so much without closing them #my slavic friend taught me that they use ) as :) and )))))) is laughing #i will close your brackets for you #()#)#linguistics #text quirks

Leon's melee animations remind me to not skip leg day

#leon kennedy #re9 #resident evil #gym

The only appropriate reason I would get almost blackout drunk would be to write strongly worded emails to food companies who change how they make their food FOR NO FUCKING REASON

#if it aint broke dont fix it #actually autistic

#Edgar Allen Crow #edgar allen poe #crow

If Leon Kennedy went on a podcast he would start talking like that CIA guy John Kiriakou

#resident evil #re9 #leon kennedy #john kiriakou

Ohh my god bro look at Amy and Mark at the oscars!!

Amy's dress looks like Simon's overshirt and Mark's suit has harness-like straps on the jacket

#markiplier #mark and amy #amy nelson #iron lung #the oscars #mark got lost at the oscars and missed the red carpet this poor guy

I LOVE PUBLIC TRANSPORT

#public transport #I HAVE NO DRIVERS LICENSE

Hope is a form of resistance

I love you, keep going

#hopecore

Australian fast food chains don't have numbered meals like America, there's no "#8 Combo" or nothing its just like "small chicken burger and fries meal with drink"

#aussie #fastfood #takeout #food

I've never used tumblr before but my friends said I have potential on here

Not sure if thats a compliment or an insult but I'm here now :)

LEEOOONNNN KENNEDDYYYY

(in the tone of LEERROOOY JENKIINS)

#leon kennedy #re9 #resident evil #vine

Husband with speech impediment: Wife! Wife! I just got mugged! Freeze all de cards!!

Rene descartes:

#rene descartes

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