yep yep yep

[headedoutleft]

had a meeting at work yesterday with a guy i didn’t know and he said the phrase, “feed two birds with one scone”, which i thought indicated a conscientious and generous spirit

[armadillorollup]

you can get addicted to a certain kind of spreadsheet

[holyfuckingweed]

Ilya discovers ao3.

This one is probably the longest on I've made and it took way longer than expected but I hope you guys like it <3

Heated Rivalry social media au 15/?

Part 14

Tag list: @genderfluidqueerio @pixelatedhomunculus2 @mothman-stole-my-eyebrows @my-hockey-shaylas @malgudinights @zoe-inthesky @bisexualchaosdemon @prometheusthedragon @just-a-queer-person @moonchild701 @1lliad @disrespectedgoatman @ignoretenderness @laininthemembrane @xdbug-bob @nessiesrandomcloset @solqrays @duckduckgrayezz @shiraori635 @mishasrainbowwings @gyrovagus-bibliophile @nyre2712 @the-great-foster-oblivion @annotationsonly @wheneverfeasible @snowcoming @ghostonthelnternet @hollanovfan25

[twobeesornottwobees]

“Shane Hollander walks Ilya Rozanov like a dog” okay but we acknowledge that the dog in question is one of those border collies who basically walks themselves yes?

This man is sitting by the door, putting on his own collar, handing the leash to his husband, waiting to be told he is the Best Boy, etc.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Arete Nani (based Japan) - Untitled, 2025, Paintings: Digital Art

[treybien]

joyscrolling on tumblr.com

[bigkuzdra]

[willgrahamscock]

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

[greelin]

bisexual

[greedysadistdaddi]

This blog is anti chatgpt and pro breeding kink without the pregnancy part

[horsemotifs]

joining the war on pigeons on the side of pigeons

[lustcannibalism]

stop asking ai for advice and start asking bitches with tarot cards to read your future

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[shillanov]

ilya at the strip club but it’s just one singular spotlight on shane hollander onstage folding his clothes

[blacksheepcolorfulskin]

Look how hard he is trying to not cry. 🥺

Gif by @emziess

[annori]

shane not clocking ilya’s attempt at opening up when he says hes visiting his family in three days and then proceeding to reply with “must be nice” actually haunts me because those three words added at least two years to their relationship timeline

[poughkeepsiesjr]

if you feel queerbaited by actual real human beings have you considered that maybe you're just queerstupid and queerparasocial and need to touch some queergrass