you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"
you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"
you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack
you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("
you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"
you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds
dont ask owl


















