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you ask tigger what his gender is and he's like "i'm a tigger" and you're like "ok but what are your pronouns" and he's like "t/i/double-guh/er"

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you ask pooh what his gender is and he's like "i am a bear of very little brain <3"

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you ask piglet what his gender is and he has a panic attack

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you ask eeyore what his gender is and he's like "guess they forgot to give me one :("

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you ask rabbit and he's like "we need to Prepare for Winter"

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you ask kanga and she has like a full discussion with you on gender norms and the gender binary that leaves with you feeling strangely fulfilled. you ask roo and he's like "lumpy what is that" and lumpy's like "idk" and then they go stare at the clouds

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dont ask owl

yikes-im-gay

i just want a friend(s) that’ll hang w me and maybe drink w me and smoke w me and kiss w me and ya know.. do other friend things

rslashrats

why do these people make biden sound more cool than he actually is

punchingnazis

The staff unanimously agrees to post this without further comment, in that no further comment is necessary.

official-lucifers-child

me: oh haha like “stop the count” yeah

me: *sees the blog name*

me: :O

me: :D

captainshroom

glad I sunk nine years of my life on this website just so I could experience the highly specific mix of neurochemicals currently giving me brain damage

porcupine-girl

None election with left destiel

kori-super-star

I feel like I'm standing up and faceplanting repeatedly with every post I read

criticalrolo

pure distilled 2012 tumblr has been injected directly into my veins I feel like I’m on crack

angee1011

Honest to God. I’ve been on here since 2010. I want all you youths to realize that what’s happening on tumblr tonight is what tumblr was like EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN DAY back in 2012. Memes were born here and came to die here. You go leave tumblr for an hour, come back, and all you saw was carnage. This feels like having war flashbacks.

anonymouscomrade

remember when the thwomp noise from Mario 64 was a meme for like, the span of a few hours in the early morning and it was over by the time most normal people had woken up?

whitepeopletwitter

will-x-vi

Please.

picassomarley

Real shit b/c reality is a severe depressant & it sucks

artemis-pendragon

disappointingyellowhighlighter

To anyone pissed at Nevada right now,

I get it. And the memes are hilarious. However, as a native Nevadan, I also think y'all deserve an explanation. Trump is currently suing Clark County, the most populous county in Nevada, for voter fraud. So every single disputed ballot is being reviewed by a judge, and a lot of the actual counting has slowed down for diligence sake so his suit has very little to go off of. That's why it's taking so long. Keep making the memes, they're hilarious, but the actual villain here is still the shitstain in the White House.

meyhew

i think the person writing these headlines deserves a raise

catboyizuru-moved

new tumblr users:

old tumblr users:

masonelliott-deactivated2020102

i have never seen a more accurate photos set

narwhalsarefalling

MY TA SHOT SOMEONE IN THE FOOT AND THE PROFESSOR WAS SO FUCKING QUICK LMAOOO

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some context

1. my TA, Ralph, shot his girlfriend’s abusive ex in the foot

2. abusive ex was also a sex offender

3. he shot him when ex came buy to pick some stuff up from girlfriend and tried to take some of Ralph’s items as well

4. ex is stable and alive in a hospital

5. i didn’t do assignment 8 so i am very happy

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some more Facts About Ralph

he is whiter then snow. this man is pure 100% american redneck in everything but the politics. this is intimidating if you dont know him because he owns like 3 different guns but also has animated discussions about “how his sister should be able to get married” when you bring up lgbt rights. his sister isnt even gay or trans or anything, he just thinks that LGBT rights also means that the lady should propose when she wants to. hes a little confused but he got the spirit. upon finding out that i am queer he said, word for word “THATS FUCKING RADICAL HOMIE”

in the first week of school he snorted a line of pepper in the cafeteria and threw up.

the only other crime hes committed before was accidently dropping a weight from his balcony and cracking the sidewalk. which is technically destruction of public property but the judge basically laughed at him and have him 10 hours of community service

this man once walked me home when i stayed late at the lab and talked to me animatedly about breeding brine shrimp for different lab purposes. absolutely captivated by this discussion. i trust him with my life

firespirited

Just want to say how proud of i am of america right now. Removing a dictator during a dictatorship is near impossible (typically it takes civil war or a death/ power vacuum) but for four years you’ve been fighting back and now you’re fighting a heavily rigged, horribly unfair election and not giving Trump that “landslide victory” dictators typically get. I want you to know that many of us across the world, see those 50/50 looking results and don’t see america as half and half but 30% cultists who were given an easy vote and 70% people who’s vote was very hard to get out (we saw the lines, we saw the fake ballotboxes) and often outright thrown away. We hear that more people voted for Biden than have ever voted for a candidate before. We see your judges fighting to have every vote counted and the diverse new congressfolks you’ve voted in. The narrative of a close race omits that one team had skates on a downhill road and the other had an obstacle couse littered with dirty needles, fences to break through, barbed wire to crawl under and rabid dogs blocking the way.

what-even-is-thiss

I actually needed to hear this I think. All I’ve been hearing for the last few years is how terrible America is and I know that reputation is earned but I and so many other people have been fighting this whole time because we love our country and trust our institutions and don’t want to see them fall and I know we’re not the best neighbors to have but we’re trying and it makes me so happy to see that someone, anyone, understands that we’re trying.