*screaming intensifies*

Rose, any pronouns, shitposts/IWTV/horror/Starkid (sometimes)

[toweabulb]

i’m sorry this will never not be so fucking funny to me

[asingularcanadian]

If the salary you are offering is not enough to cover the median asking price to rent a bachelor's apartment within an hour commute of where the job site is, not only should you not be allowed to post it but you should also be shot dead so that everyone is saved from your greed and stupidity

[asingularcanadian]

I just wanted to say I love that this post had been picked up by yall and that you resonate with it.

To the people commenting about the commute time still being too long, thank you for making me deconstruct how far the average commute should actually be. At first I scoffed and was like "15 min commute is the biggest pie in the sky" and then I remembered that in many places in the world they actually have mixed use neighborhoods where there's essentially businesses and houses sometimes even side by side but certainly in closer proximity than what we have here so commutes are actually short things you can either walk and transit to or bike where there's infrastructure. Gave me an extra kick of righteous fury.

[stephenroot]

New type of guy just dropped.

[caspercryptid]

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

[caspercryptid]

If someone is doing things that don't make Sense, try to understand that it is entirely possible that their brain is probably under an enormous weight and fracturing under the pressure. People who have been stabbed will sometimes talk a circle around the fact that they've been stabbed because stress and shock prevent you from recognizing the distress you are in and what you need to do to seek help for it. PTSD will do this also. You will find yourself repeatedly jamming a bag of frozen fruit into the same spot in the freezer where it doesn't fit and keeps falling, over and over and over, focused on nothing but that bag. You will decide that a beanbag chair is 10000% necessary to your life. You will lose your entire shit because you stubbed your toe on a table and that means the whole setup of your furniture is wrong. These are largely harmless examples. People under strain will also hurt themselves and others. Cornered animals bite. And it doesn't heal the bite to go "Hey, are you okay?" But it might get you to an animal that stops biting, so you can start to heal. And before you had an animal that bit, you probably had an animal that kept doing shit you didn't understand as stress signals

[dee-the-red-witch]

Christ, this times 10,000.

[bugshroom]

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

[feelingswirly]

you got a little something on your cheek

[lonelyroommp3]

cats are genuinely fucking useless man

[lonelyroommp3]

okay sure that’s progress i guess

[lonelyroommp3]

WE’RE SO BACK

[lonelyroommp3]

are you enjoying your One Cold Paw

[bows-and-bites]

from one disabled babe to another, this is your sign from the universe and me to go ahead and get yourself the shower chair

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[monsterpotion]

Bumpus Jones - Wikipedia

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one time I told my therapist "I tend to have issues with people who think of themselves as authority figures" and she burst out laughing and then said "I think we need to pause and reflect on how you phrased that"

[crystal072619]

Had to share

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[konoko]

[thysannia]

[vile-things]

[chick-it-out]

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out