Sparks Fly Upward

Optimistic misanthrope. Hufflepuff. INFJ. Writer. Feminist. I am, I am, I am.

[blueskinnygenes]

My fluffy angel 😇 🐇

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

anyone else learn to write in tolkien's elvish script when they were like 12, proceed to write 2+ years of diary entries in it and then almost entirely forget how to re-translate them? becos uhhh

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

help HELP NOOOOOOOOOOOO I just found this passage:

Which translated into English script (phonetically accurate to mimic my pain upon reading this) reads:

"I hav becum obsessd with a consept noan as "jonlok"! its th hidn luv storee ov sherlok hoams and jon wotsun. thay are pure bois and I luv them"

FUCK FUCK KILL DIE FUCK

[sylvanauctor]

OP attained enlightenment at the age of twelve only to descend back into the gladiator pit of mortal cringe

[theinkgirl]

@blueskinnygenes

[blueskinnygenes]

@theinkgirl OH DEAR 😂😂

[the-prince-of-tides]

[melissa-benoists]

just felt like i should add this comment i found on this tik tok

[fire-of-the-sun]

[oscarskirt]

#powercouple

Rebecca Ferguson as Lady Jessica & Oscar Isaac as Duke Leto Atreides Dune (by Denis Villeneuve)

[abby-howard]

[lucys]

Visit Original Link

the Mountain Goats - “No Children” Live at City Winery 12/04/2015

And I hope when you think of me years down the line You can’t find one good thing to say And I’d hope that if I found the strength to walk out You’d stay the hell out of my way I am drowning There is no sign of land You are coming down with me Hand in unlovable hand

[californiannostalgia]

[alwaysscreechingbasement]

[teashoesandhair]

This doesn’t include the best bit of the whole thing - she found the Twitter thread!

[guerrillatech]

https://twitter.com/joshuapotash/status/14026897807x06578441

[guerrillatech]

[motherfucking-breadcrumbs]

For those who haven’t heard, this woman in Arkansas was speeding by a slight margin (5 miles) and was flagged to pull over by an officer. She put on her blinker and got into the right most lane, then slowed and put her hazards on, indicating she was looking for a safe place to pull over. This is actually what police departments, and this one specifically, tell people to do. The shoulder on that road was quite narrow, and she was likely waiting to exit the interstate.

Despite this, the officer slowly gains on her and uses a pit maneuver to spin her car out. This sent her (and her unborn child) careening into the median and completely flipping the car. The officer is heard calling for ems in a very calm voice.

From what I can find, the woman is alright, as is her child. She’s looking to pursue legal action against the officer, who has defended his actions by claiming she was driving wildly and swerving. As I’ve seen so far, he is still being paid and on the force.

[guerrillatech]

Can we get him fired?

[hoebutmadefashion]

my school was full off hot ass people tbh

[hoebutmadefashion]

i was homeschooled

[equius]

Why do you even care about trans women? You're not even one of them.

[disasterspinch-deactivated20251]

*Something bad happens to someone shitty*

Y’all:

[sapphocottagecore]

[positivity-in-recovery]

[arinashitabun]

Art by Hector aka shitty watercolor

[skylowalker]

[moki-dokie]

😭😭😭😭

[drcrowdpleaser]

[hopalop]

my emotional support watercolor kitty

[erlkoenige]

i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

[batte-in-hatte]

[ziracona]

@blueskinnygenes

[blueskinnygenes]

@ziracona this is incredible! 

[naomihitme]

Naomi Campbell Becomes the 1st Global Face of Pat McGrath Labs

[shitpostinguniverse]

[lawfulneurotic]

I can smell this and I don’t mean the sharpie specifically