chronically eepy

Blue | adult | e/em/es/it/its/they/them | mentally ill | m/w @grungegobbler & @bearzzz4life

[dankmemeuniversity]

[faerie-fangs]

"taken" where did they take you. tell me. I will free you.

[pukicho]

I have animalized you. Now, roam free:

[phalaropus-lobatus]

you ever be listening to music and go “wait i like this song” like obviously dude it’s on your playlist

[mutantrenegade]

You know Jones soda cap, as a tumblr user i can actually say i think I have.

[aropride]

needing to take a shower: worst feeling in the world getting into the shower: hardest task in the world being in the shower: 🚿🧼🛁🧴🫧 getting out of the shower: second hardest task in the world being out of the shower: (soft hair) (soft skin) (cozy towel) (clean clothes) why is getting into the shower always so hard. i should remember this feeling (most beautiful feeling in the world) next time i need to take a shower

[aperfectlylegalbastard]

‼️‼️Reminder that polyamorous people are AWESOME and AMAZING and REAL PEOPLE and NOT CHEATING and it comes with a GIANT cuddle pile ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ shocking I know ❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

[chujellys]

there's a family of local sandhill cranes that adopted an abandoned goose last summer and they're STILL together today even after migration.... i love them + they're local celebrities + nature is beautiful

[chujellys]

yesterday’s update… 📸 everyone is paparazzi when ur this famous…

[wholesomepostarchive]

8/9/2026

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[redstonedust]

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

[writerscourt]

I love browsing the TV Tropes website for inspiration, because sometimes you find gems like this

[littlehungrywarriorcats]

For some reason I always mistype warrior cats as warrior cars lmao, so I always have to double check before typing tho I can only imagine what does a warrior cats look like as cars

[esmeraldablazingsky]

I wonder how many specific minecraft blocks and items are represented by people’s tumblr urls

[dogpuppy]

[crazysodomite]

[galaxywarp]