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Beau, 27, they/them, agenderfucked pan lesbian boy, white american, disabled, autistic, domestic kittycat | header and icon credit: myself!

[xxcalicofemmexx]

credit: blinkies.cafe, and pan lesbian is from @satyrradio

i am aware i'm marked red on the shinigami eyes browser extension. i believe it's bc i support transmasc's right to speak about the problems they face, and the makers of shinigami eyes have conflated that stance with transmisogyny. i will not be changing my mind.

i condemn harassment against Jews.

icon flag is the femme lesbian flag!

i make queer, disability, neurodivergent, and alterhuman flag wallpapers! here are a few examples of my work: (one) (two) (three) (four) (five) (six) (seven)

i also make moodboards! here's some examples of that work: (one) (two) (three) (four) (five) (six)

Requests are CLOSED

link to my blogspot, if you wanna see my kandi journey this year:

link to my etsy, if you're interested in buying some kandi!: https://calicocatbracelets.etsy.com

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[fadingponycookiedream]

[andsorrowsend]

[werefeathers]

[brofisting]

helpful tattoo reminder: they are technically Injuries so u have to eat a lot of calories drink a lot of water and sleep a lot after so your body can Heal The Injury

[brofisting]

another helpful tattoo reminder: the 24-48 hours after you get a tattoo your brain can not be trusted in regards to whether or not you should have gotten that tattoo, if you have somehow ruined your life, if it turned out ugly, etc. ignore that

[brofisting]

finally, while i am at it: always bring a candy bar and a sugary drink to your appointment for blood-sugar reasons (worst case scenario) or so you can have a treat (unilaterally applicable)

[brofisting]

this has been your friendly neighborhood haver of 19* tattoos (assorted sizes and placements)

*not totally sure here. bad at counting

[parasocialanxiety]

Can I just emphasize that not everyone reading this has yet encountered the information that injuries require food, hydration, and sleep? I think the way many people associate rest and injury is that you rest the injury itself to avoid making it worse, but overlook that the healing process itself requires rest regardless of if not-rest directly injures it further.

Also exercise is a form of controlled injury so that as your body heals it heals stronger. You also need food-hydration-rest for strength and cardiovascular improvements after exercise.

[lucidrush]

bad day but new keychains :)))

etsy link

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[ladycreep-deactivated20201127]

[talkshows-deactivated20150818]

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

[basketghost]

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

[1dietcokeinacan]

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Embarrassing fact about me is that it took me so so long to be able to tell Ross Bryant and Grant O'Brien apart. I'm sorry guys you're both tall white dudes with similar-sounding names and very very similar voices. I would just wait for the first sex joke or Shakespeare reference.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I feel better now because everyone in the notes is like "yeah same".

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every day I receive further vindication

[measureyourlifeincake]

i was gonna say "theres literally an old collegehumor sketch about this" but i misremembered and it was actually about grant and keith from try guys, a third identical lanky white man

[eryx-the-strawberry]

Currently thinking about these kind of posts again

[beardedmrbean]

[itsgotgills]

It’s impossible to convince everyone to retroactively use the tag system properly but as a fix-it I’m going to start tagging all my non-crossover Iron Lung posts with #just blood if anyone wants to join me?

(no hate to hail mary but the shipping has eaten the smaller fandom alive & it’s legitimately impossible to search for anything else atp)

[itsgotgills]

what a great idea!

[beanswithbones]

what PHM fans see

what iron lung fans see

BROWSER ADDONS MADE TO HID FILTERD POSTS WILL CUASE YOUR SHIT TO LAG SO HARD BCS OF THIS!!! THUS WHY WE HAD TO MAKE A NEW ADDON TAG!!!

[divviren]

[prokopetz]

Annoying traits of real cats to give your catgirl character that aren't just "zoomies" or "pushing things off of shelves":

If I like something, I will hoard multiple identical copies of it – the more the better

If a person I like is about to sit down, I will quickly and stealthily sit there first with the explicit goal of tricking them into sitting on me

If someone is looking for me, I will silently follow behind them, taking care to remain just outside their line of sight for as long as possible, then act surprised when they finally notice I'm there

If I see you eating, I will insist on being offered a taste even if it's something I know I don't like, and I'll be offended that you offered me something gross every single time

If I'm ever bored, my first impulse to alleviate that boredom is to bite the person standing next to me

[ein-kleiner]

imagine if we said lesbians are privileged because society rewards attraction to women. That's true, isn't it? It's catered to and expected, while attraction to men is looked down upon. Attraction to men can make you be seen as a threat (for men) while attraction to women gets attempts to convert you at worst.

That'd be ridiculous, right?

[xxcalicofemmexx]

I'm so sorry but I'm also a little happy my fic made you cry bc it means I managed to have an impact!!!! yay! but also apologies!!!! and thank you for reading such a long fic I really appreciate it <3

no apologies needed, you should be happy!! it was a good, cathartic cry too, i felt so much better after reading your fic 💖💖 the way it just absorbed me into it's world, made me feel what it felt, it was truly incredible writing 💖💖 thank you so much for sharing it, it's always such a blessing to read your work 💖💖

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[xxcalicofemmexx]

@neiptune's fic, here in the old therebefore

[dzumii]

girls yearn for popular media with a butch as a main character

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[ravioliet]

okay more serious version of my other post about this but the fact that arachnophobia modes that censor spiders are the video game accessibility settings things that have become widespread instead of other accessibility settings perplexes me so much. like if you can remove spiders from your game but not things like flashing lights or effects that cause motion sickness i think you might need to reconsider your priorities

[anarchistmemedistro]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

the second best is the one the author used to work through some issues.

[mikkeneko]

the third best is the one the author wrote out of spite due to some really dogshit discourse going on in their fandom