No We Didn’t Light It, But We Tried To Fight It

Caspian• They/Them/Theirs •Leo Melancholic • Dysphoric • Hispanic Pretty sure that I’m an artist DNI if you’re a: MAP TERF KINK-BLOG NSFW TRUSCUM FUJOSHI NAZI/ APOLOGIST

[genderfriends]

Where could I buy a pride flag so I can wear one? Does amazon sell them?

yes , u can get just about any flag off of amazon ! iirc , that’s where i bought my nb flag !

[genderfriends]

[image description: a comment from user blumakesart , reading “Idk if the offer is still available but I got a 5x3 feet rainbow pride flag for about 5$ on Amazon and they had a lot of other pride flags available under other colors. If you search pride flag it should be there!” end image description.]

thank u @blumakesart !!

[garflover]

when your friend goes to the bathroom and leaves her computer open

[garflover]

This is not the point >:( @blumakesart

[blumakesart]

:)

[chihiro-against-nasties]

Y’all so most people know planned parenthood provides HRT but did y’all know that their website is absolutely amazing and helpful when it comes to understanding how transitioning works???? They also explain what dysphoria is and how gender identity works and it’s just very easy to read and helpful for if you’re trying to explain something to a cis person! They even affirm nonbinary identities and they/them pronouns and talk about social transitioning and jdnsjsksnsnsn it’s good I feel like more people need to check out their website bc it’s awesome

https://www.plannedparenthood.org/learn/sexual-orientation-gender/trans-and-gender-nonconforming-identities/what-do-i-need-know-about-transitioning

[queenwhiskey]

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

[violetvappy-deactivated20220306]

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

[queenwhiskey]

WHAT

[snackbox-deactivated20210323]

The 🤔 emoji looks like how Minecraft villagers sound

[whatevernatureis]

my dog: this water no good,,,, it is too gross. it has bin here in this here water bowl too long for an hour…. that… is to long for it to be dranken…

also my dog: this poddle… in the road. it is…….. so… refreshing…….

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: My party had entered a kingdom of Taxabi after their first real dungeon in search of the Cat Kong’s treasure. My players convinced me to make the Taxabi King Garfield, who happened to be inebriated and throwing a birthday party.

Mescha, the Cleric, who has tried to seduce almost everything and has failed each time: I’m going to seduce him.

Me: Roll a 20

Mescha proceeds to roll a nat 20.

Me, with a heavy sigh: You manage to seduce The Cat King, Garfield, in all his birthday suit glory.

Mescha: This is unexpected but not unwelcome.

[kiwi]

wanna see something horrible

[kiwi]

[thedarkperidot]

Shout out to:

The people who don’t have a best friend because their friends already have best friends

The people who want to make friends and don’t know how

The people who have lots of friends but always feel lonely

The people who get left behind in a group

The people who are alone and nobody notices

The people who put their soul into a friendship and watched it fall apart

The people who are introverted and mistaken for being anti social

[blumakesart]

It’s been 10 years since it was released but Viva La Vida by Coldplay still fucking slaps

[nohetero]

heyyo here’s a fun fact for y’all

trans women don’t experience male socialization before we come out

we experience closeted trans woman socialization which is an entirely different and extremely toxic monster

thank and have a terrible day if you disagree 

[nohetero]

hi if you’re safe to do so you should probably be reblogging this the idea that trans women are socialized as anything but women is one of the most potent arguments for stripping us of our humanity

[milkpunch-art]

Beach babes

[mylifeisroosterteeth]

you know what you shouldnt do? constantly tell your child how expensive they are to take care of. because eventually, that child gets scared of asking for money, and doesnt feed themself at school, doesnt go places with their friends that require money, because they dont want to be expensive. it really does get into their minds, that theyre too much money and that they shouldnt do anything.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Bonus: don’t spoil your child out of guilt and then tell them how expensive spoiling them is and how “unappreciative” they are because that will mess them up mentally too.

[pleaseexorciseme]

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

[jackironsides]

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

[ryrosryhoe]

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

[bonepoem]

Okay but I just went and watched this for myself and it’s WORSE

He’s. So uncomfortable. It’s obvious. I cut out the part where John kind of muttered, “That is true, isn’t it” about how all men think they’re funny, but his face is just screwed up in this ‘oh god what have i done what have i signed up for this is not good and this will probably go into my next comedy special of awkwardness’

[bettflaher]

@skylynnicole

[fluorideuraniumcarbonpotassium]

[lizun]

We need more women like this

[vfpalestine]

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

[cannibal-rainbow]

“they” (1 word) is shorter than “he or she” (3 words)

“they” is more inclusive than “he/she”

“themself” flows more naturally than “him or herself”

“they” is less clunky than “(s)he”

it’s time to replace the awkward “she or he”

[edgar-allen-potpourri]

“hey can you go ask they what does they want for dinner, and when is they coming over to watch movies with they?”

[edrec]

“Hey, can you go ask them what they want for dinner, and when they’re coming over to watch movies?”

Step one is learning how to talk like a human person.

[anghraine]

Friendly reminder:

“I shouldn’t like to punish anyone, even if they’d done me wrong.” —George Eliot, The Mill on the Floss (1860)

“A person can’t help their birth.” —William Thackeray, Vanity Fair (1848)

“But to expose the former faults of any person, without knowing what their present feelings were, seemed unjustifiable.” —Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice (1813)

“Every Fool can do as they’re bid.” —Jonathan Swift, Polite Conversation (1738)

“So likewise shall my heavenly Father do also unto you, if ye from your hearts forgive not every one his brother their trespasses.” —King James Bible, Matthew 18:35 (transl. 1611)

“God send every one their heart’s desire!” —William Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (~1600)

“Now this king did keepe a great house, that euerie body might come and take their meat freely.” —Sir Philip Sidney, the Arcadia (1580)

“If … a psalme scape any person, or a lesson, or els yt they omyt one verse or twayne…” —William Bonde, The Pylgrimage of Perfection (1526)

“And whoso fyndeth hym out of swich blame, / They wol come up and offre a Goddés name” —Geoffrey Chaucer, The Pardoner’s Tale (~1380)

“þan hastely hiȝed eche wiȝt on hors & on fote, / huntyng wiȝt houndes alle heie wodes, / til þei neyȝþed so neiȝh to nymphe þe soþe [Then hastily hied each person on horse and on foot / hunting with hounds all the high woods / ‘til they came so near, to tell the truth]” —William and the Werwolf (transl. ~1350-1375)

“Bath ware made sun and mon, / Aiþer wit þer ouen light [Both were made sun and moon / Either with their own light]” —Cursor Mundi (~1325)

[advanced-procrastination]

We’ve been using they/them/their pronouns to indicate a person with unspecified gender for a long ass fucking time. The only reason it’s become a big issue lately is because it can be used as a semi-respectful term for trans and non-binary folks and we can’t have that can we

These fucks are literally trying to change our language to hurt trans/nb folks, and claiming that’s just the way its always been

[tk-tako]

how did that person forget the word ‘them’

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Our culture really romanticises the idea of a brooding misunderstood loner who’s an asshole to everyone but secretly has a heart of gold, so it’s frighteningly easy to meet a guy who treats everyone around him badly and believe without evidence that he has a heart of gold. 

Don’t fall for it.

And a lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness.

[rnr4ev]

“A lapse in cruelty is not evidence of kindness” Bolded because that line is so incredibly important