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Read and write fanfiction anywhere you are!

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Problems in Fanfics

-It’s great! Hasn’t been updated since 2003 though.

-25,000 of the 50,000 words are just Author Notes and Replies to Reviewers.

-Not enough fics for your OTP.

-Someone trying to shove their OTP - which is your NOTP - down your throat.

-Not long enough.

-No smut.

-Boring ass plot.

-Can’t spell any of the fucking characters, places, or objects correctly.

-The entire 1,000 word chapter is 1 paragraph.

-Likes Umbridge.

-Ugh!

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It’s a secret :)

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Fiction War Writing Competition

Fiction Wars are seasonal flash fiction writing competitions which can earn winning entrants cash awards and publishing.

Starts in two days!!! 

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Hi everybody! :) 

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