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Kakashi is just a human version of Bugs Bunny

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Joker, laughing maniacally on the speaker: Batsy batsy basty! Guess what? We're in for a deja vu!

Batman, speeding the batmobile, teeth gritting: Joker. This has always been between me and you. Let. Redhood. Go.

Joker, laughing maniacally: I suppose I could. But you see. Ever since I found out my favourite boy wonder has risen from his tomb, I've been wondering, you see.

Joker: Oh, I have been wondering that if I gave you a second chance, would you be able to save him this time?

Redhood, Coughing and spitting blood: why you radioactive bastard–

*Sudden rumbling on the outside*

Joker, wide eyed and grinning: No way! Is daddy dearest here for you already?!

*more rumbling*

Red Hood, slightly smiling: You wish it was him. That's my mom.

*wall breaks*

Red Hood: And unlike my old man, she has no hesitation snapping necks every once in awhile.

Wonder Woman, absolutely red with rage: you- YOU METROKOITES!

Joker: ... uh - oh.

*Proceeds to get thrown across the room by Wonder Woman*

Batman, just arriving: I see your mother got here before.

Red Hood, grinning ear to ear watching Wonder woman pulverize the Joker: Thank heavens for that. I haven't seen anything better in my entire goddamn life.

*loud crack*

Joker: AAHHHHHHHHHHHRGHH

Batman, stopping dead in undoing Hood's ropes: Lord. She just broke his spine.

Red Hood, clapping with his just freed hands and smiling like a child: Holy shit. This is the best fucking day ever!

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Clark: aand he's here.

Bruce, barging into Kents' living room: I need you to co–

Bruce:.......

Jason, already sitting at the table: Yo.

Bruce: You're here.

Jason: Or it could my ghost. Who knows, still figuring out the whole coming back from dead thing.

Ma Kent, confused asf: Sweetie, why are you upset? Has Clark done something?

Bruce: I.. wanted him to come with me to talk to Jason.

Jason: To let me know the whole "couldn't kill joker because he's an ambassador" bull–

Ma: Language!

Jason: –hoax? Yeah, he told me that as soon as he found out I was back yesterday.

Bruce: I. See.

Bruce, to Clark: Oracle didn't tell me about you entering Gotham yesterday.

Clark: I didn't. Jason came over at the farm yesterday.

Ma: My Poor baby. He was on the verge of crying when I opened the door. Asked if he could stay here. His fight with you affected him so much, you know.

Jason, embarrassed: Grans, That's not at all how it happened.

Ma: Nonsense! You told us you wished he'd listen to how you felt for once.

Ma, To Bruce: he said that he wished you understood him more. And he's right, you know.

Clark, Nodding: He's going through a tough time, you know. He needs you to support him.

*Outside the Window*

Dick: I'm sure I have seen this scene before.

Tim: Everyone has. Its from Disney.

Dick: Well. Hannah Montana was both Jason and Uncle Clark's favourite show.

Tim: You're kidding. Uncle Clark?

Dick: The show is about a famous girl managing double identity in the most ridiculous disguise there could be. Go figure.

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Life's too short. Just blame the Dark Reunion and do absolutely nothing to improve your life

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I just saw a reference on Pinterest and decided to use it on them

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*Han and Leia arguing in the back*

Rebel 1: How long do you think before she finally puts her tongue in his mouth?

Rebel 2: She? You're joking. If anything, its him who will be going to her on his knees and begging her highness for mercy for the things that're happening to him because of her.

Rebel 3: That's a whole lotta Banthashit. He'll carve open and disjoint his knees before he gets down on them for her.

Rebel 2: You willing to put your credits where your mouth is?

Rebel 3: You know what? You're on. 100 credits say its the Princess who'll pull him into a supply closet.

Rebel 1: and 120 credits say it won't be more than a month until we hear the supply closet rattling.

*3 years and multi thousand credit betting pool, which had almost all the rebels, later:*

*Leia and Han are official*

Rebel 1: Son of a –

Rebel 3: no way, how in the Galaxy's name were you guys so bang on?

Rebel 2: I call insider trading, these slick bastards defintely knew beforehand.

Rebel 1: I told you guys to not let them in.

Chewie and R2 collecting their winnings: *mixed but very smug mechanical trash bin and space grizzly noises*

Anyways May the 4th be with y'all

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academy teachers were so fucking lucky actually that a war was happening because that generation of kids as classmates would've been the funniest shit ever like you would've had kakashis annoying ass (he's 12 with a superiority complex rn) , ankos traumatised ass , asuma aka daddy issues , kurenai the pettiest bitch around(look having red eyes and becoming the best at genjutsu in your class feels intentional ok I support her) , obitos annoying ass , rins fake ass nice girl personality , ebisu being a fucking teachers pet , genma just being the most annoying shit stirrer for the plot , gai being gai

like was this class full of insane people tf how would you even deal with them

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SOME KONOHA HEADCANONS I WROTE INSTEAD OF SLEEPING:

Genma: Just ask her man, the worst she can say is no.

Obito, prepping himself: You're right. I can do it. I can do it!

*couple minutes later*

Obito, walking back to the guys: Hey, I did it! I asked Rin if she was free this evening!

Kakashi: Annddd?

Obito: And she is! :D

Genma and Kakashi:

Genma: And did you ask her to go out with you?

Obito: .........

Obito, head in hands: ahhhhhh!

Genma: No fucking way. You forgot to ask her the actual thing you went for?!

Kakashi: I told you he's hopeless.

.............

Anko: I wish finding someone nice to date was as easy as finding giant cobras in the Forest of death.

Obito, clearly done with her: have you considered that the reason you never find anyone is because you spend your free time looking for giant Cobras in the Forest of death?

Anko: ....... Hebikage Philomena Catherina would be sad to hear you say that about her.

Obito, actually losing his shit atp: WHY WOULD YOU NAME A GIANT COBRA THAT?!?!

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Genma: Man. Professionals these days have no ethic whatsoever.

Rin: Is something wrong?

Genma, somewhat red: Yesterday I went to Inoichi for a psyche evaluation and he did his stuff, looking into my mind and all that.

Rin, sympathetically: Oh, Did he make any personal comments on what he found inside?

Genma, sinking on the table: No, even worse. He called lady Tsunade and told her to keep Shizune safe from me.

Tenzo, barely holding in the laughter: His exact words were "That boy is the devil when thinking of your girl. If Jiraiya saw what's in his mind, he'd have his next bestseller right there!"

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Anko, putting on lipstick: Heya!

Asuma, walking into the room and stopping dead in the tracks: uh, hey. What'cha doing?

Anko: That bastard Genma just said that its very un-ladylike to not own a single lipstick, and it kinda got to me. So I'm raiding Kurenai's vanity to try and see what shade looks good on me.

Asuma: I see, and, what are you doing?

Kakashi, getting stradled under her and face completely covered in different colours of lipstick: Helping her chose a shade.

(Tagging @benasabrina and @douwalla because they were my Kakaanko besties)

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Bruce: Be careful! Those are shapeshifting aliens. They can take up form of whatever you desire the most. Do. Not. Fall. For. It.

Diana, pointing at one: Why does that one look just like me?

Bruce: What? There is no way–

Alien that definitely looks exactly like Diana: ;)

Bruce: ...........

Clark: ..........

Hal: Oh ho ho. BUSTED!

Diana, anticipatingly looking at Bruce: well?

Bruce: .......Must be Clark's —

Clark, really enjoying the show: Oh, then I suppose the one that looks exactly like my wife is yours?

Bruce: .............

Barry: Wait, why is that one just a B2 bomber–

Hal, already flying at it: LET ME HAVE IT!

Barry, Barely holding him by his legs: STOP–

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Sai: Hi Ino. What's up?

Ino, visibly grumpy and nose deep in papers: Oh you know, the usual. Overworked and underfucked.

Sai: I see.

Sai, smiling: You know, if you want, I can help you with one of those things.

Ino: wha-

Sai: :)

Ino:

Sai: :)

*Later that day*

Sakura: You meant you could help her with the work.

Sai, who just had the best day of his life: Yes, I meant I could help her with the work.

BONUS

Naruto, still scratching his head: You know, I still don't understand how you guys ended up like that when you just wanted to help her with her work.

Sakura: ......

Sakura: Ya know what, I really need to apologise to Hinata for all the times I cried to her about loving a difficult man.

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SNS shippers on Twitter are saying that SasuSaku shippers have internal sexism and misogyny

These people cannot be real.

At this point nothing surprises me about these people.

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Especially Ironic when u consider that a lot of them are into yaoi, the community known for internal sexism ane misogyny.

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Headcanon where Tsunade is setting up her loser daughter (Shizune) on dates because Kami knows she NEEDS to get laid and Tsunade NEEDS non-pig grandchildren she can push into gambling

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Happy Birthday to the best girl! 🫶

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Why does Sakura wear the Uchiha crest everywhere?

Why shouldn't she?

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She used to wear the Haruno crest everywhere too. Naruto wore Uzumaki Crest everywhere. Everyone except Kakashi wore their crests everywhere. What's the point here?

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Anko should have been the one mopping the floor with Kabuto but y'all aren't ready for that Convo

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Something something NariHina Mice AU

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got inspired by @choco-worms illustrations of transmasc Cameron and made a t4t chameron drawing :333

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OMGGG so cutieeee 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

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I saw the image before reading the text. Now tell me why the FUCK did I think it was a drawing of a dude putting on makeup on a feminine presenting/transfem Donald Trump