[haltraveler]

Honestly, I’m VERY disappointed in how popular culture portrays crocodilians as a uniform green or brown color, because in reality they are BEAUTIFUL animals with a LOT of color variation.

Like, here are some of the more striking specimens I could find of various species (keeping in mind that there tends to be a lot of variation even within each species):

American Crocodile

Smooth-Fronted Caiman

Yacare Caiman

Mugger Crocodile

Black Caiman

Gharial (the dark blues on this one are amazing)

Cuban Crocodile (the lighting’s pretty reddish but you can still see the speckled pattern very well, and its freakishly long limbs)

American Alligator (I’m ESPECIALLY salty that the gorgeous blacks and blue-grays of these guys tend to be turned into green for cartoons and such)

Orinoco Crocodile

And the crown jewel of beautiful crocodilians, the Tomistoma 

[bythesix]

the line in the charr character creation "with engines of destructuon, we have killed our gods" is so fucking raw i love it

[bristolshubunkin]

A model

[the-real-d-sandman]

mmmmmmmaaAAAAAAAAaammmmmmmmmmmm

[slimetony]

Are clowns patriotic

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

are you?

[slimetony]

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

[gggermicide]

3/6 Gastrodon !

[slimetony]

Imagine how much better the world would be if the harry potter books were never written

[slimetony]

JK Rowdy against all odds managed to make wizards boring and we are all suffering because of it. An entire generation of nerds cant develop class conciousness because their brains were broken by some fictional dipshit wizard boy with glasses

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[prokopetz]

Rasputin in Popular Culture: Supernaturally vigorous man refuses to die.

Rasputin in Reality: A bunch of nerds who think they know how murder works because they read a book repeatedly fail to kill a man who’s too drunk to realise he’s being murdered.

[nintendette]

[screenshotsofdespair]

via victorflickstein

[positivelycrippled]

[actionjacksonlovesbbq]

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

[inteligasm]

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

[haiku-robot]

ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast they’ve done this before

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[thetenderpassion]

[hwrdak]

my kind of feminism

[gutterguuurl]

Girl gang forever

[kittiesatemypronouns]

Also, if a woman who does this for you is mistaken, for god’s sake, don’t laugh at her!

Banding together with your bf or whatever is the exact opposite of the generous, brave thing that woman just did. She took a chance to help you; don’t make her feel bad.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

“St Francis receives the stigmata” is a great motif because it’s just Spaceship Jesus coming in to fuck up his hands and feet with laser beams. Classic. Art.

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

pew pew pew pew

[markv5]

Котик революционер

[pochowek]

shakespeare and straight people

[draeneis]

ah shit

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[unofficial-estonia]

Independent Royalist Party of Estonia declared in January 1992 all soldiers of Soviet Army residing on Estonian soil to be prisoners of war and barracks of theirs to be concentration camps. Since there weren’t enough guards for the “prisoners”, the “prisoners” were told to guard themselves.