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RP ACCOUNT LINKED TO @bumble-prime

[blurr-was-here]

RP ACCOUNT !

ANNND I ACTUALY DID THIS THING LMAO-??

I stil have no clue how this app works

Thsi too is HC heavy

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RULES

I am not obligated to answer to everything, if a question makes me uncomfortable i will ignore it, no explanation given

Absolutelly no form of hate, by this i mean: Homophobia, Transphobia, Ableism, Racism, nor any on such things, this includes religions and beliefs (it is okay to converse about the topics but please remain respectful)

Suggestive asks are permitted but please refrain from making too many suggestive questions at a time unless literally stated for a day I don't mind topics of general violence (canon-wise or such) This account is very heavy based off fanfiction writing style- It's a free RP account, anyone can interact (this includes AU's of other characters or even AU's of my own character) I can roll with pretty much any form of RP but please DM me if you have any specific plot in mind for the sake of avoiding confusion

Please be patient with me, i'm inexperiences in rp in Tumblr and if i do smth off limits please correct me

This blog may have spoilers for the Bumble Prime official comic

ALSO ENGLISH AIN'T MY NATIVE LENGUAGE PLS DON'T NUKE ME IF I MISSPELL SMTH ;-;

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INTRO IS A WIP x_x we die like Blurr (he didn't actually die but anyway)

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HE/THEM TRANSMASC BLURR BTW- :3

The RP is 14 Plus (Topics such as: Drug, Suggestive themes, canon-typical violence, Gore, death, body horror and swearing) i cannot controll who interacts with this but please be careful with what you are and aren't comcofrtable with :(

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I js realized there weren't any Blurr RP's (the only one i found stopped posting in 2022 or 2020-) But i hope i can actually make smth w this account- 'm still kinda unnerved 0_0

Also please be logical, don't try to find any loopholes in my rule-list, if i prohibit hate to people's lifes ofc i'm not going to support Trump. nor Radqueer or any of such things.

Any attempt at so will be completly ignored from the asks or blocked.

ALSO ALLL OF MY POSTS ARE OPEN RP, ANYONE CAN RP W ME EVEN IF IT'S AN ANSWER TO AN ANON :3

[blackarachniaspider]

"The day has been quite slow…."

"And boring…"

-🕷️

[blurr-was-here]

"I-must-agree-with-sayed-assessment-given-that-the-day-has-had-nothing-interesting-not-a-tint-of-anything-that-might-give-the-day-a-chance-of-a-turn-around-but-what-can-i-say-well-aside-from-the-fact-that-i-got-a-speeding-ticket-on-my-alt-mode"

[ticketytac]

So this is the thing that gets me out of my art block

[bumblebee-official]

" @blurr-was-here hehe "

[blurr-was-here]

"I-could-swear-on-my-soul-there-was-one-of-you"

[bumblebee-official]

" Hmmm but that's not important right nowww~ "

[blurr-was-here]

"HAH!"

[puraiuddo]

Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

[ticketytac]

So this is the thing that gets me out of my art block

[bumblebee-official]

" @blurr-was-here hehe "

[blurr-was-here]

"I-could-swear-on-my-soul-there-was-one-of-you"

[prowlworld-tfa]

A certain blue velocist agent appeared quite right off the nowhere, quickly walking over to the ninja after months of being confused over where did the cyber-ninja come from to begin with and how did a mech from the ninja corps (as far as his contacts had told him) was doing in a space-bridge engineering crew.

"You! It's-strange-really-as-i-have-seen-you-before-with-the-crew-under-Optimus-Prime-yet-you-are-not-registered-as-an-official-member-of-it! Are-you-hired-in-it-or-have-you-followed-them-on-their-travles-by-accident? Or-by-NOT-accident-but-on-porpouse? It's-been-slowing-down-my-report-for-weeks!"

@blurr-was-here

Prowl's shades had raised and dropped, taken aback by the speedy appearance- It took him a moment to answer, trying to recount the amount of words thrown at him. "I am.. not an 'official' member, no. In fact, the crew found me by complete chance while on-site. There was an.. inconvenience, and Optimus Prime had kindly offered to carry me as a passenger, else I would have been stranded."

"I didn't realize it then, but.. I would not be the same bot I am today without them. Even if I might not have signed any paperwork, I truly believe we were destined to be a team; all of us. Being with them has taught me much I wouldn't have learned on my own.."

"..Er.. I apologize, for going off-track-- They mean a lot to me. My travels and partnership with them is not bound by contract- it is of my own decision, and of my own will." "And for them, I'd do anything."

"..Is there anything else required for your report?"

[blurr-was-here]

"Hmmmm......"

His eyes squinted at the cyber-ninja, looking straight at him before noding, taking out a digital notepad and a pen.

"Aye! I-will-need-information-in-what-this-incident-was-and-how-it-led-to-your-current-position-among-the-original-crew-if-possible-ANNND-if-you-wouldn't-mind-to-keep-this-interaction-out-of-your-teammates-audio-receptors-last-thing-i-need-is-my-cover-to-be-blown-a-second-time!"

[blurr-was-here]

ZAP TALKING

Slept like 3 hours to make ts

[blurr-was-here]

I hear they call you “Zippy”, Blurr? Why is that? Don’t you already have a formal designation?

…though, I get how that wouldn’t stop some people; I, personally, have been dubbed “Bossbot” from the point I became their leader until I go offline.

- @optimusprime-officialtfa

"THAT-is-the-pesky-little-nickname-your-youngest-teamate-designated-Bumblebee-has-given-me! It-is-based-off-my-speed-from-what-i-have-correctly-guessed-judging-by-his-reaction-when-he-mistakedly-attempted-getting-answers-out-of-me-and-IN-THE-WAY-messing-up-my-mission! Again-i-could-have-expected-a-better-creativity-from-a-mech! Pshe!"

"'Bossbot'-does sound-like-a-name-of-the-same-calliber-i-am-guessing-the-yellow-minibot-started-it-too?"

[totalownage42]

Masterson, I’m gonna kiss you on the mouth just to prove I’m not homophobic and definitely not for any other reason

(@blinkandyoumissnino)

OK Bet

[blinkandyoumissnino]

[totalownage42]

[blurr-was-here]

"Okay i'm gonna slow down for this one what in the world just happened"

[totalownage42]

I....... I have no idea man. He said somethin' about proving he's not homophobic or somethin' and BAM. He does this!

[blurr-was-here]

"YOU-RETURNED-IT-WHAT-ARE-YOU-TALKING-ABOUT"

[totalownage42]

I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT!

[blurr-was-here]

"YEAH, I-THINK-WE-FIGURED-OUT-THAT-FAR, PAL!"

[totalownage42]

I CAN'T HELP IT BECAUSE I'M TOUCH STARVED!

I mean

Uh

Lovely weather.

[blurr-was-here]

"It's-raining"

[10000-angry-bees]

the question we've all been asking

[blurr-was-here]

i love this fandom

ZAP

[blurr-was-here]

🟦

". . .Listen-here-you-little-shi-"

[optimusprime-officialtfa]

Incredibly insensitive, anon :((( poor Blurr needn’t be further reminded of his trauma.

[blurr-was-here]

"SEE?! HE-GETS-IT!"

[totalownage42]

Masterson, I’m gonna kiss you on the mouth just to prove I’m not homophobic and definitely not for any other reason

(@blinkandyoumissnino)

OK Bet

[blinkandyoumissnino]

[totalownage42]

[blurr-was-here]

"Okay i'm gonna slow down for this one what in the world just happened"

[totalownage42]

I....... I have no idea man. He said somethin' about proving he's not homophobic or somethin' and BAM. He does this!

[blurr-was-here]

"YOU-RETURNED-IT-WHAT-ARE-YOU-TALKING-ABOUT"

[totalownage42]

I GOT CAUGHT UP IN THE MOMENT!

[blurr-was-here]

"YEAH, I-THINK-WE-FIGURED-OUT-THAT-FAR, PAL!"

[totalownage42]

Masterson, I’m gonna kiss you on the mouth just to prove I’m not homophobic and definitely not for any other reason

(@blinkandyoumissnino)

OK Bet

[blinkandyoumissnino]

[totalownage42]

[blurr-was-here]

"Okay i'm gonna slow down for this one what in the world just happened"

[totalownage42]

I....... I have no idea man. He said somethin' about proving he's not homophobic or somethin' and BAM. He does this!

[blurr-was-here]

"YOU-RETURNED-IT-WHAT-ARE-YOU-TALKING-ABOUT"

[totalownage42]

Masterson, I’m gonna kiss you on the mouth just to prove I’m not homophobic and definitely not for any other reason

(@blinkandyoumissnino)

OK Bet

[blinkandyoumissnino]

[totalownage42]

[blurr-was-here]

"Okay i'm gonna slow down for this one what in the world just happened"

[blurr-was-here]

🟦

". . .Listen-here-you-little-shi-"

[bumblebee-official]

"I'm-not-worried-about-silly-things-like-labels! People-can-call-me-whatever-they-like! They-can-even-call-me-Zippy! . . .

NEVER CALL ME ZIPPY" @blurr-was-here

" Sure thing Zippy! "

[blurr-was-here]

"FOR-THE-HUNDERTH-TIME-The-name-is-Blurr!-B-L-U-R-R-BLURR!-Not-Zippy! Zippy-is-the-most-uncreative-typical-name-a-mech-couldv've-POSSIBLY-come-up-for-a-mech-when-it-comes-to-a-speed-based-velocitronian-such-as-myself! Then-again!-What-else-can-be-expecter-from-the-some-BOT-who-blew-my-cover-I-AM-STILL-ANGRY-ABOUT-THAT-YES"

[bumblebee-official]

" Hmm whatever you say, Sonic "

[blurr-was-here]

"How-is-it-possible-that-you-go-from-bad-to-worst-in-less-than-a-minute-THAT'S-EVEN-WORST! Blue-and-fast? Really? What-should-i-call-you-Tails-then?"

[bumblebee-official]

" Would ya rather I call you Light and Gravitational Waves? Peregrine Falcon? How about NASA Parker Solar Probe? " Bee grinned.

[blurr-was-here]

"Pshe! Now-you're-just-reciting-fast-stuff! Is-your-processor-as-slow-as-your-wheels?!"

[bumblebee-official]

" Hey! My wheels are plenty fast! Fastest minibot in all of Detroit right here! "

[blurr-was-here]

"Yeah! Fast-for-a-sparkplug-perhaps! While-i-must-admit-you-are-plenty-fast-for-your-frame-type-you-are-still-slow-compared-to-other-racers-such-as-myself! "

[bumblebee-official]

" That's not fair! Your whole species is fast, aren't they? Minibots usually aren't as fast as I am! I worked for my speed, you were built into it, so that makes me cooler! "

[blurr-was-here]

"AS-I-PREVIOUSLY-SAYED-You-are-fast-for-a-minibot-frame-type-and-!...Wait-you-aren't-velocitronian?- With-how-much-you-speak-of-racing-i-supposed-you-were-a-velocitroinian-minibot-subtype-counting-your-desire-for-speed-over-many-things!"

[bumblebee-official]

" Uhh, not as far as I know? I might have some velocitronian in me somewhere but from what I know, all my parts come from minibots "

[blurr-was-here]

"Hmmmm.. Do-you-have-problems-handling-cold-weathers? Such-as-frost-forming-on-your-forearms? Or-maybe-get-overly-hungry-after-running?"

[bumblebee-official]

" I haven't been in the cold in a while, and I haven't been able to go on a run in a long time either. I don't think I have problems with the cold? If anything I have problems with the heat. "

[blurr-was-here]

"Then-yeah-that-checks-out-but-i-must-admit-you-could've-passed-for-one-speed-or-behaviour-wise"

"...Would-you-be-up-for-a-race?"

[bumblebee-official]

" Maybe I could ask Ratchet to see if I have any velocitronian parts in me . .

A race? Slag I would love a race!

But uh . . I kinda can't. "

[blurr-was-here]

"Did-something-happend?" He tilted his head iwht the back of his servos on his own hips curiously

[bumblebee-official]

" You could say that. "

[blurr-was-here]

"Hmm...Then-perhaps-those-racing-games-you-have-would-suffice?"

[bumblebee-official]

" Oh you are on, Bluey. Prepare to LOSE "

[blurr-was-here]

"We'll-see-about-that-one!"

[bumblebee-official]

"I'm-not-worried-about-silly-things-like-labels! People-can-call-me-whatever-they-like! They-can-even-call-me-Zippy! . . .

NEVER CALL ME ZIPPY" @blurr-was-here

" Sure thing Zippy! "

[blurr-was-here]

"FOR-THE-HUNDERTH-TIME-The-name-is-Blurr!-B-L-U-R-R-BLURR!-Not-Zippy! Zippy-is-the-most-uncreative-typical-name-a-mech-couldv've-POSSIBLY-come-up-for-a-mech-when-it-comes-to-a-speed-based-velocitronian-such-as-myself! Then-again!-What-else-can-be-expecter-from-the-some-BOT-who-blew-my-cover-I-AM-STILL-ANGRY-ABOUT-THAT-YES"

[bumblebee-official]

" Hmm whatever you say, Sonic "

[blurr-was-here]

"How-is-it-possible-that-you-go-from-bad-to-worst-in-less-than-a-minute-THAT'S-EVEN-WORST! Blue-and-fast? Really? What-should-i-call-you-Tails-then?"

[bumblebee-official]

" Would ya rather I call you Light and Gravitational Waves? Peregrine Falcon? How about NASA Parker Solar Probe? " Bee grinned.

[blurr-was-here]

"Pshe! Now-you're-just-reciting-fast-stuff! Is-your-processor-as-slow-as-your-wheels?!"

[bumblebee-official]

" Hey! My wheels are plenty fast! Fastest minibot in all of Detroit right here! "

[blurr-was-here]

"Yeah! Fast-for-a-sparkplug-perhaps! While-i-must-admit-you-are-plenty-fast-for-your-frame-type-you-are-still-slow-compared-to-other-racers-such-as-myself! "

[bumblebee-official]

" That's not fair! Your whole species is fast, aren't they? Minibots usually aren't as fast as I am! I worked for my speed, you were built into it, so that makes me cooler! "

[blurr-was-here]

"AS-I-PREVIOUSLY-SAYED-You-are-fast-for-a-minibot-frame-type-and-!...Wait-you-aren't-velocitronian?- With-how-much-you-speak-of-racing-i-supposed-you-were-a-velocitroinian-minibot-subtype-counting-your-desire-for-speed-over-many-things!"

[bumblebee-official]

" Uhh, not as far as I know? I might have some velocitronian in me somewhere but from what I know, all my parts come from minibots "

[blurr-was-here]

"Hmmmm.. Do-you-have-problems-handling-cold-weathers? Such-as-frost-forming-on-your-forearms? Or-maybe-get-overly-hungry-after-running?"

[bumblebee-official]

" I haven't been in the cold in a while, and I haven't been able to go on a run in a long time either. I don't think I have problems with the cold? If anything I have problems with the heat. "

[blurr-was-here]

"Then-yeah-that-checks-out-but-i-must-admit-you-could've-passed-for-one-speed-or-behaviour-wise"

"...Would-you-be-up-for-a-race?"

[bumblebee-official]

" Maybe I could ask Ratchet to see if I have any velocitronian parts in me . .

A race? Slag I would love a race!

But uh . . I kinda can't. "

[blurr-was-here]

"Did-something-happend?" He tilted his head iwht the back of his servos on his own hips curiously

[bumblebee-official]

" You could say that. "

[blurr-was-here]

"Hmm...Then-perhaps-those-racing-games-you-have-would-suffice?"