is that you Willnjamin?

Ma name's Tots and I'm only here to expose the truth Revealing Swedish Cryptids one blurry photo at a time

[maybe-seggy-will-be-our-always]

Okay so I don't know if anyone did this already but

Someone tagged "Will Ny" and my brain wouldn't let me rest until I made this

[vettelander]

I have mixed feelings about this but I’m not complaining

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

why does the Willnjamin look like the tiger king?

[yoongiceo]

choose your fighter

[nhhell]

i’m calling 911

[mitchmrner]

this hottake

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

a cryptid name of there ever was one

[dweeb-town]

i can’t believe william nylander is a real person. i can’t believe he owns a t-shirt that says “tired of being sexy.” i can’t believe that his twitter icon looks like the cover of his debut acoustic indie/folk album, “ice-d.” (stylized w/ all lowercase letters and a period) i can’t believe he wrote “Give me the puck” and then a winky face in his twitter bio, i can’t believe he used the winky face emoticon and not an emoji, and i can’t believe he legitimately, honestly stylized it as “;-)” 

[dweeb-town]

i can’t believe he wears the shorts he does. i can’t believe he once got stopped by a group of teenage girls when he was out with mitch marner, auston matthews, and zach hyman, and those teenage girls literally ignored everyone but him. i can’t believe he rocked the seat on a ferris wheel until zach hyman told him to stop. i can’t believe he retweeted justin bieber saying “#hockey is a real man’s sport. #proudCanadian.” i can’t believe that he was filmed doing .5 seconds of the “single ladies” dance that one time. i can’t believe that when kasperi kapanen asked him if he was single, he responded with, “yes, but it’s complicated.” i can’t believe he jumped into henrik lundqvist’s arms and tackled him to the ice during worlds. i can’t believe his instagram description is “Your typical rockstar 🎷🎶” like i just really can’t believe this 

[dweeb-town]

i just. i can’t believe that when santa said that they were on the nice list he said “really?” i can’t believe that he was criticized at the nhl combine because some poor scout had to see him walking around wearing jeans and no shirt. i can’t believe he went to a boxing gym with dicky clune. i can’t believe that he still has a kony 2012 picture on his instagram. i can’t believe that one picture of him in festive christmas attire holding a small, terrified dog is real. i can’t believe how often he sticks his tongue out for no discernible reason. i can’t believe he broke a goal drought with a gwg at the very end of ot. i can’t believe that time zach hyman inexplicably led a brigade to cover him with “i ❤️ niagara falls” stickers. i can’t believe his thighs are real. i can’t believe he has never taken a selfie from a good angle. i can’t believe that when asked to stop rocking the ferris wheel car his first response was “what? you don’t wanna rock?” i can’t believe that his hair just Looks Like That

[dweeb-town]

Here’s the latest bullshit:

Still can’t believe.

[dweeb-town]

Why is he like this

[dweeb-town]

Cool I hate him but it’s apparently his birthday today so. I’ve yet to see any proof that he is in fact a human or any sort of being that ages or experiences he passage of time the same way humans do, but on the off chance that he is, “happy” “birthday” I demand explanations

[dweeb-town]

Here’s an old picture of him in what I think is the Nylander family birthday hat. It’s a cool hat. I still hate him.

[dweeb-town]

hello 

this man signed a 6x6.9AAV contract. 

nice

(i still hate him)

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

TUMBLR! RELEASE MY JORDIE BEENN POST!

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT HIS RECTANGLE HEAD!!

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

Muahahhahahahaha it worked!!

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

why he head rectangle?

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

TUMBLR! RELEASE MY JORDIE BEENN POST!

THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT HIS RECTANGLE HEAD!!

[no1fan15]

Candid pics? No, take cryptid pics of me. Make me as blurry as possible. My eyes glow. I’m in places I logically can’t be in.

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

the first rule of WILLNJAMIN....

[torontomapleelves]

Alright mom.

[ferrettaur]

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

[itsatru]

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

we found our boy some shorts!!!!!!

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

i made them more specific.....

regular cryptids can be left alone, but the the Swedish Hockey variety need to be monitored more closely

[ferrettaur]

Booty shorts that say goblin on the butt

[itsatru]

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

we found our boy some shorts!!!!!!

[joey-wheeler-official]

there aren’t enough posts going around about the swedish cryptid known as the skvader which is a rabbit with pheasant wings and also a very good boy.

[joey-wheeler-official]

like this one dude just made a fake taxidermy and spread it around as a hoax for a good ass while and it lead to this really cool fantasy creature and i am genuinely dissapointed that it never gets used in anything

[joey-wheeler-official]

THE BOY

[vr-trakowski]

Rabbirds, by the amazing @tkingfisher/Ursula Vernon (source).  

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

HOLY SHIT

[anzekopistar]

Gabe running around a park wearing a gold hockey helmet jumping over things saying “parkour”. An absolute blessing

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

not willnjamin, but definitely Cryptid behavior

[erikjohnsons]

[battlestarbones]

#i wish i had a caption for this instead i just have shame and a folder full of blurry chickens

[erikjohnsons]

more

[battlestarbones]

even more

[itsahockeynight]

again

[blurrypicturesofwilliamnylander]

my name is wil, I think its nyce, to play hockey upon the ice, and wen it’s tyme to run amok- I stop the game. I lik the puck.