spaghetti & meatballs... tell me about that.

"i drink milk not tragedies" - aristotle, probably

[bluvelvets]

hey, i've had to remake my blog, so if you want to follow me just hit up my new url, walterschweppenstette. (can you believe that url wasn't taken? me either. also sorry i can't post a link. i'm on my phone eep.)

[alexnisiart]

[6balls]

today i finally put together a “book” that one of my classes wrote together last year and felt it was necessary to bring back this classic not-at-all-prompted contribution from a then 7 year old: “I got stuck in a castle. I was in its jail. They did not feeded me all I had was a porta potty. I was in jail because I didn’t even know there were taxes there. Except I lied. I read a lot about England and I decided I did not want to pay taxes.” 

[6balls]

please appreciate that this child was free to write about literally whatever she could imagine about herself time traveling and she wrote about being jailed for tax evasion in the middle ages

[future-feature]

[speakeasyanniversary]

For @uncle-frank-costello

[annewilsonprog]

Peter Gabriel - Shock the monkey (Security)

This song have a lot of memories for me, I remember being so small and doing what Peter did in the video, especially the “X” with the arms and shouting “SHOCK!”.

[libertybell]

[bluvelvets]

sometimes you listen to cheesy awful music and you're like "this is so bad haha i hope nobody finds out i like this" and other times you listen to it like "ahh yes this is my shit time to crank it loud enough for the neighbors to hear and dance around the living room"

[awesomevines]

[owlmylove]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

[iwillnotactuallykillanyonet-blog]

I just hurt myself from laughing at this. 

[imagineyouricon]

Imagine your icon punching a shark

[zhaan-deactivated20171022]

whats even the point of liking fictional characters if you dont project onto them in a multitude of weird and personal ways you feel uncomfortable discussing in significant depth with people

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

its fun to stay at the YMCA

you can get yourself clean you can…

[floralls]

New York & Flowers by Joel Zimmer

[sinatraaloof]

[nalle]

[muffled German 80s rock playing in the distance]

[vakariaan]

Tell me, how does a Russian architect meet a German car mechanic in East Berlin?

[bluvelvets]

i'm watching chopped and the host guy with the glasses is like... really cute