Randomness

Just some stuff that I find to be interesting, or funny

[wontliveforever]

::A customer inserts the credit card::

Is the amount OK?

Customer: “How do I press ok?”

“What button is OK?”

“Where’s the OK button?”

“Do I press the green or the red?”

“What is taking so long? Oh, am I supposed to press something?”

::customer puts card in and leaves it there. Doesn’t look at the screen”

Employee: “you have to press OK”

Do not remove card

Customer: ::removes card::

Employee: “your card declined, you took it out too soon. You have to do it again.”

Customer: “oh it said to remove card. ::puts it back in:: I’m not going to be charged twice, am I? Oh… do NOT remove card…”

Remove card

Credit card machine: ::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

::BEEP BEEP BEEP::

Customer: ::stares at the screen::

Employee: “you can take it out now!!!”

Customer: “oh ok!”

🤦🏻‍♀️

[babyanimalgifs]

Son I can see you

[utwo]

1962 Chevrolet Corvette

© scotty lachenauer

[utwo]

RWB Porsche

© Mike Kuhn Racing

[hotboyproblems]

i’m not crying you’re crying

[rodrickheffeley]

If Tony Stark exists in spiderverse

[shi-toyu-deactivated20191109]

This is officially my new Favorite Thing.

[utwo]

Pony Car

© thomas lavin

[surreal--memes]

[Src]

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[epicjohndoe]

Winter Season Around The World

[thatbowserguy]

Can I get some…. Sakurai menus

Hell yeah

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*someone posts selfie* wow they’re kinda attracti—

*remembers teenagers are on this site*

*checks op’s bio, they’re a minor*

what a sweet kid…a cute bean… you deserve only good things…be happy and safe little muffin… I wonder if I could pull off that eyeliner…

[firesigh-deactivated20191030]

[dragonlikecats-deactivated20181]

How I imagine Americans to make food.

[icarus-in-fl1ght-deactivated202]

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

[celtic-tactical]

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

[bigwordsandsharpedges]

Some people seem to think this isn’t a real thing.

[recoil-operated-deactivated2021]

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[utwo]

1947 Buick Roadmaster Estate Wagon

© r m sothebys

[utwo]

Vintage Ford Bronco

© maxlidermotors

[catchymemes]

Chance of a lifetime for an epic trick

The passenger steamer SS Warrimoo was quietly knifing its way through the waters of the mid-Pacific on its way from Vancouver to Australia. The navigator had just finished working out a star fix and brought Captain John DS. Phillips, the result. The Warrimoo’s position was LAT 0º 31’ N and LONG 179 30’ W. The date was 31 December 1899.

“Know what this means?” First Mate Payton broke in, “We’re only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line”. Captain Phillips was prankish enough to take full advantage of the opportunity for achieving the navigational freak of a lifetime.

He called his navigators to the bridge to check & double check the ship’s position. He changed course slightly so as to bear directly on his mark. Then he adjusted the engine speed.

The calm weather & clear night worked in his favor. At mid-night the SS Warrimoo lay on the Equator at exactly the point where it crossed the International Date Line! The consequences of this bizarre position were many:

The forward part (bow) of the ship was in the Southern Hemisphere & in the middle of summer.

The rear (stern) was in the Northern Hemisphere & in the middle of winter.

The date in the aft part of the ship was 31 December 1899.

In the bow (forward) part it was 1 January 1900.

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This ship was therefore not only in:

Two different days,

Two different months,

Two different years,

Two different seasons

But in two different centuries - all at the same time!