*YG Family at Taeyang's wedding*
Rose: Could you pass the salt?
Jinwhan: I would… but I don’t think Jennie would appreciate being picked up.
Jinwhan: I hate you with every inch of my body!
Jennie: Well, that’s not a lot of inches.
Junhoe: We're sorry for Bobby. His parents didn’t love him enough as a child.
Taeyang: Yeah, honey, just ignore them.
Jisoo: Do you want to hear a joke?
Jisoo: Yes, you do. Okay here it goes-
G-Dragon: I'm your senior shut up.
Lisa: I suggest not picking a fight with me.
Lisa: Because I will cry very loudly and it’ll be embarrassing for the both of us
Jisoo: Self care is putting absurd amounts of parmesan cheese on your pasta.
Jisoo: *puts parmesan all over Bobby's pasta*
Bobby: I'm severely lactose intolerant, actually...
Taeyang: How does Mino know your birthday?
G-Dragon: I asked him for a present one year.
Taeyang: You asked him for a present?
G-Dragon: To stop talking to me.
G-Dragon: Why isn't CL here by the way.
Dara: YG deported her to America... *welling up in tears*
Dara: *unimpressed* Oh wait there she is.
G-Dragon: I kind of expected you to be more enthusiastic-
Dara: *tears streaming down her face* CHAERIN! CL! MY BABY! I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH! WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU IN AMERICA! *runs to CL*
Jisoo, to Jinwoo: My heart says yes but Mom says no.
Dara: Jinwoo, don't laugh that goes for you as well.
Random person: What are your names?
Donghyuk: Don’t tell him, Bobby.
Random person: Bobby, okay then.
Bobby: Good job, Donghyuk.
Jisoo: I like when you’re in the grocery store and you see people buying eggs because they always pick up the carton and then open it like it’s a metal briefcase full of cash involved in a drug deal and they’re confirming it’s money. “Don’t bother counting it, it’s all there. 12.” Then they always pick one up and inspect it like, “Yeah, it’s Grade A alright…The real deal.”
Dara: Honey, they're checking to see if any of the eggs are cracked.
Seungyoon: What are we gonna do?
Mino: I don’t know. Maybe steal some starters?
Seungyoon: About the twelve drinks you spilled, Mino.
Jennie: [gets angry and stabs a fork into the table]
Seunghoon, to Seungyoon: You're giving me the silent treatment?
Taeyang: Kids, play nice.
Seungri: Daesung, wait,! What are you doing? Give me the ring.
Daesung: Ha, you sound like Gollum.
Seungri: That means nothing to me. I don’t see those movies, I’m too pretty.
Dara: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Suhyun?
Suhyun: Can you not be happy, we're at a wedding!
Dara: Do you think you’re a different person from what you were last year? Do you think you’ve really changed? I remember last year you said you were going to try to be a better listener…
CL, just now paying attention: What?
Bobby: I honestly don’t get why Jisoo wears makeup.
Lisa: To look pretty, obviously.
Bobby: But she’s already pretty.
Bobby: Lisa, you should wear makeup.
Seungri: I honestly don’t get why Min Hyorin wears makeup.
Dara: To look pretty, obviously.
Seungri: But she’s already pretty.
Seungri: Chae, you should wear makeup.
Daesung: You're supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Daesung: I'm told it's a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Jisoo: I love it when you two impersonate people below 65.
Taeyang: I'm 29. He's 28.
Jisoo: I love it when you two impersonate people below 65.
Jinwoo: How are you today?
Jennie: That’s a really personal question.
Seungri: I would like to propose a toast-
Seungri: As I was saying, I would like to propose a-
G-Dragon: You ruined half his life please don't make the happiest day of his life as shit as the rest of them.
Taeyang: I regret inviting all of you.
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