Bobbing For Pineapples

she/her/hers

[liathepenguinologist]

corn right corn at corn light

[lichen-soup-scribe]

first corn i see tonight

[duckdotcom]

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

[gloomcult-exe-blog]

[fnordseer5]

ambiguity fans be like. perhaps

[starlyt]

my hobbies? Uhhhhh symbolism mostly. metaphors and implications and the like.

[that-house]

[card-of-the-day]

Today’s card is: A 3x5 index card

[vermilionight-deactivated202302]

~ Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

[phrenologi-deactivated20120326]

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

boys, you hearin this

[straycatj]

？

[thoodleoo]

best part of teaching is that sometimes my students give me delightful little gifts like this

[unsubconscious]

Memories by Bouke de Vries

[redpandarascal]

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

archangel michael, brandishing his trumpet, ready to play the song that signals the end of the world: who are you and what are you doing here

weird al yankovic, accordion in hand, ready to play the polka that signals the end of the end of the world:

[skinlike-deactivated20240929]

i'd play in the creek now as an adult. i'd sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

[xgh0ulx]

He dreams of Paris