parachute

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

how and where can i return myself

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

…re-shelving you is going to be such a bitch…

[bugeyedfreaks]

[sarah531-deactivated20180901]

Star Wars + characters of colour      (who had speaking lines and names)

[laughordie]

[jncos]

i bought some underwear from k-mart today and i kind of wish we had the dystopic k-marts you see in america

[jncos]

i want to shop here

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

What do your k-marts look like then

[jncos]

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

is that fucking real omfg. It’s so clean

[jncos]

it varies a little from store to store but basically

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

American hell Kmart’s are PvP enabled zones it’s like the “The Purge” of capitalism

[saccharinesylph]

Not gonna lie, when I was told to go shop at KMart in Australia I thought people wanted me to die

[xkurtwagner]

that’s it that’s the show

[thursday]

[michaxl]

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

[shylabeef]

[papertownsy]

The 4th Wall Break in Deadpool

[thursday]

[themomerath-archived]

Can we talk about how on point this tweet is

[radondoran]

[wokeimperialist-deactivated2018]

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

[mostly-british-comedy]

[strongbowdarkfruit]

you lose indie points if your fave band has a wikipedia page or any google search results

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[babyanimalpic]