[theawesomeadventurer]

[theawesomeadventurer]

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[theawesomeadventurer]

[caecilius-est-pater]

D&D NPC Idea

Perfectly Ordinary Dog

Low strength, very low dex, low constitution, high intelligence, low wisdom, godlike charisma

Is capable of doing anything a PC can do (climb/intimidate/bluff/etc) but with disadvantage on anything that would be difficult or impossible for a dog.

A loyal dog that follows the party. No one knows where it came from. It does its best to help the party, but it only knows a few generic commands. They are:

Sit: Perfectly Ordinary Dog sits. Leave It: Perfectly Ordinary Dog disengages from all opponents. Shake: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Earthquake. Come: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Teleport on itself to move directly next to the person who issues the command. Stay: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Turn to Stone on itself. The effect lasts until Perfectly Ordinary Dog is told otherwise. Speak: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Speak With Animals on itself. In addition to the spell effects, it removes disadvantage from all rolls involving speech (bluff, etc.) Sing: Perfectly Ordinary Dog uses Bardic Performance. Heel: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Cure Light Wounds on the most injured party member within range. Down: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Gate and summons a portal to a random netherworld dimension.

The PCs do not know about any of Perfectly Ordinary Dog’s abilities and must find them out via trial and error.

[hungwy]

*bows before the bofanian king* I come from the faraway land of Dees. I bring you great gifts of honey, cheese, figs… Nuts…

[hungwy]

*king leans forward in his throne* ah, the famous nuts of dees… I bid thee show me them.

*I smile warmly and sweetly and lift up my tunic* anything for my Grace.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[longseasons]

date a

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[halfconcealed]

nice try mario

[rynmie-deactivated20230311]

[permacultureandhomesteading]

[pissvortex]

never knew human anatomy was this fucked

[jakemorph]

cow bones by gary larson

[optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv]

so no head?

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

ha ha ! this post is like! it punchlines you in the throat! three times!?

[unknownunseenunheard]

Sony, taking back Spider Man after seeing Marvel continuously try and make him Iron Man Jr. while having him consistently fight against demonized working class villains who got screwed over by a billionaire

[o-ceti]

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

[prrb]

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english

[kajbsdfhgioigjhfdsahjsid]

me bathing my dog: ohhhhh does she like the water!!! is it waaarrrm!!! ooooo shes gonna be so cleeeaaaan shes a clean little goorrrl gonna smell so goooood!!!!!

my dog in the tub looking like a sad wet rat:

[crustywhitedogenthusiast]

[scumbagsblog]

I looked through the notes and these are definitely the best examples of OP’s point

[action52]

hehe…check this out … LOL!

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

this is dope

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

mutuals please line up for your daily vibe check. I wanna see some good vibes today

[kamehamebruh-deactivated2019112]

[thewickedavatar]

the sequel to sex

[relishboi]

sez

[dickcheesewhiz]

Yall aint funny, just putting that out there before I unfollow

[relishboi]

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

[kermitlesbian]

this is literally in response to a video a mom posted of a stop motion film her TEN YEAR OLD SON MADE FOR FUN why do men speak

[houseofwax2005-deactivated20220]

wait you forgot the best part

[grorges]

[duelbot-deactivated20200916]

[thathighclassbitch]

Tumblr solidarity is hating TERFs and that’s the one thing I love about tumblr

[thathighclassbitch]

Shut the fuck up TERF reaction images

[thathighclassbitch]

[thathighclassbitch]

[farligmidsommar-deactivated2022]

[veemopusvulgaris]

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