[aaronburrssexdungeon]

[adz]

[unbotheredmuse]

[alwaysbewoke]

that went hella left

[ruffaloon]

spiderman no way home spoilers///

okay but andrew’s peter parker learned about how important tom and tobey’s MJs are to them and now i just need him to go back to his world and meet some nice guy who introduces himself as “michael - but no one calls me that, just call me MJ!” and peter just absolutely freezes like oh my god oh my god oh my god is this… my soul mate???

[rogha]

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I feel so appreciated :3

[schakira]

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[funnytwittertweets]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I want slower packages delivered by transportation workers who are paid more to work less and I’m not kidding

[multiverse-of-misfits]

And I want them packed carefully by workers who are treated like human beings and given actual breaks and are paid wages they can live on by employers who actually care about their well-being

[ashyguysworld]

And if they had enough time to have a little chitchat whenever they feel like it, that‘d be great.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[the-void-8-my-soul-deactivated2]

OMG That is so cute!!

Also the reason that the cat did this is actually because they are mirroring their owner. If their owner treats the thing (or in this case book) with respect and has made it very clear with their actions that the thing is important the cat will take notice and mirror this behavior!

[wikizooia-deactivated20241007]

Great addition! However, this is actually because the cat is Muslim.

[kaity--did]

Weaponized incompetence my ass just weaponized it back. Once my dad tries to pull the “but I don’t know how to clean the counters as well as you” on my mom and she said “ok honey I’ll show you” and she made him stand in the kitchen and watch her clean the counters. Then she pulled out a bottle of chocolate syrup and proceeded to spray the entire kitchen in chocolate, hand him the sponge and said “okay now it’s your turn”

[hjarta-deactivated20260124]

the way curly/wavy hair will only look it’s best when you have nowhere to go

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Sometimes you struggle to remember what any of your teacher's or classmates faces looked like. Other times the right Linkin Park song lines everything up and you experience every bus ride you've ever been on simultaneously

[oxfrnk]

don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[the-last-d-boy]

don’t!!! bury!!!! your!!!! interests!!! to!!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!

[nessa007]

Happy Sexy December 28th!

[bobistony]

hi i was on ffn today and i read ur story “in my time of dying” and i loved it!!! i love the platonic bond that al and tony have!!

i was wondering if you have any ideas of writing again? i would love to read more chapters about them! if not, thank you for the writing youve written so far! i love them so much!!! <3

i hope u have a great holiday :)

hi!! this is so sweet, thank you :)

yes, i’ve got a ton of ideas for them that i never had time to write down. i’ve got more time coming up, so i may get back to it soon but don’t hold me to it!

[brielarsonist]

literally cannot believe that kate and yelena got in an elevator together and left it with less clothing than when they entered it, kate asked yelena out for a drink, yelena agreed, and then kate told her that she liked her. 10/10 content

[lordnot]

Between the decision to mail people COVID tests after mocking the idea and the decision to extend the student loan deferment after signaling that it would end in February, two things should now be clear to everyone:

1. Challenging the Biden Administration's decisions, even through griping and creating negative discourse around it in social media, can be an effective agent of change.

2. Those who say that we shouldn't speak up because it helps the Republicans are the ones doing real harm.

[pancakeke]

it is always morally correct to harass politicians on twitter

[walkingouttahere]

[disabledblackberry]

[ID: a tweet from Kat, username chronicparent30, that reads "chronic illness is weird in that if a healthy person got ill for a week with all the symptoms i deal with in a single day, they'd likely rest and do the bare minimum for that week. but because my symptoms are forever i'm meant to live life as normal no matter how dreadful i feel. /End ID]