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"I've put some sprigs of lavender out" "What for?" "Relaxin'"

"NO. NOOO. NO!"

"what?"

"I don't have a time band."

"what are you on about?"

"it's for your washing machine."

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"Stop tickling my ear or I'll murder you too! Like all those people, I lured them into the layby and killed them all."

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Today was mostly incoherent mumbling, his sleep seemed disturbed

When I first came in the door, without even moving or opening his eyes Bob shot his arm up in the air and shouted "HIGH FIVE!"

Among the unrecognizable muttering, there was:

"F**cking stupid people... stealing my wires... stupid"

"They're aliens!" "Who?" "YOUR MUM. Yeahhh."

"STOP SAYING 'WHAT' LIKE THAT! WHAT EHEHE, WHAT EHEHE"

(While grabbing at his pillow) "I'm just trying to get some road!"

"There's a meat shortage"

"Yellow digger punch, no returns!"

Plus some random giggling.

Today was weird.

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[Whilst cuddling a carton of Asda Apple & Blackcurrant juice]

It might have the guy from Grease in it!

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Ouch!

What?

Those people. They're bloody weirdos.

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Woah! I nearly fell off Charlie!

Who??

He owns the chocolate factory.

#bobsleeptalking #sleeptalking #willy wonka #charlie and the chocolate factory #falling #wtf #wth

Technically not a sleep talk, but...

4:43am:

I was woken with a jump by Bob screaming "AAAAHHHHH!" at the top of his lungs.

In his dream "I'd stolen a curry and some foreign guy was chasing me. I was trapped in an alleyway and my energy had run out and I knew he was gonna catch me. But he hadn't even caught me yet so I don't know why I screamed."

#bobsleeptalking #sleep screams #dreams #curry #being chased #weird dreams

"You can't just go round paking meople into good fillers"

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Noon Kloots

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There's a meat restriction going on!

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(Bob muttering some in-coherent nonsense)

WTF are you on about?

EATING.

Eating what?

I dunno, whatever they've got in first class on Virgin trains.

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There's three secrets in here, but I'm pretty sure none of them are for me!

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I KNOW YOUR GAME EMMA!

wtf?!

Yeahhhhh. Damn right.

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URGH WHAT'S THAT SMELL?! SMELLS LIKE OLD RUBBISH!

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VETERAN.

What are you on about?

Well you've been here longer than me!

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I'm really sleepy, Emma

Aww, did you have a hard shift?

YEAH! I've got a city to run!

Err what?

Well I'm the mayor!

#bobsleeptalking #sleeptalking #dreaming #high hopes #sleepy #mayor #duh #wth

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