[77lllll]

[theyarenotaboy]

Put this in the MOMA

[witchdaggers]

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

[lewisaur-deactivated20210222]

wow

[onion-souls]

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

[tdbw2]

Venom/Flubber Mash-Up by Nerdist.

[ascertabus-deactivated20181217]

[chessys]

time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day

[pachathegreat]

in Spanish, it’s called a siesta 

[logarto]

[jonsnowboard]

Damn nature you scary

[jumpingjacktrash]

nighttime adventures of forest friends

[lizardlicks]

Deer are such ginormous idiots.

[animusrox]

FOX KIDS (1990–2002)

[galena-bismon]

@bigdickvenom has my permission to use this as it’s icon

[lucifers-queen]

Gremlins (1984)

[jjones186-deactivated20150201]

[lifelessordinary0]

Temple of Horus, Egypt

[boopsandswoops]

its horus he’s here

[valarhalla]

Guys no, it gets so much better. 

A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.

The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:

This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”

[valarhalla]

God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.

[ainawgsd]

Behold, my evil son. I am so very proud of him.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

He’s done his best

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

PUNISH NOT MY EVIL SON

[pleatedjeans]

via

[tayintheflesh-deactivated201707]

THE SNACK MACHINE !!!?!

[queenwhiskey]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[thedeskofdrychris]

I could have sworn the UPS one was the costume until I looked down

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

A helpful guide to some common birds here in the western US

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Here are a few more, for your birding needs:

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

please allow me to thank you by giving you one in return

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

Thank you for your contribution to the birding community

Here is some more helpful identification knowledge of birbs

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

[aeruh-deactivated20250615]

for you

[malus-syl-vestris-deactivated20]

[saint-hemlock]

@sparrowlicious

[colossalcryptid]

@autobotphoenix

[parakavka]

[fancy--tuna]

[nevver]

Enough for everyone, IG : itsPeteski

[the-memedaddy]

[shapoodle]

If boy didn’t leave with a pastry I swear to G

[sandersstudies]

GUYS HE GOT HIS COOKIE, EVERYTHING IS OKAY

[clatterbane]

(Story)

[belladonnaforbrunch]

I’M INTERRUPTING YOUR FEED WITH A V IMPORTANT UPDATE

[socialpsychopathblr]

[catchymemes]

[twnyoneplts]

King Park // La Dispute