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[lunarprincessanni]

It turned out so cuteeeee, I bet Laena and Laenor had a sea themed nursery. And Seasmoke had his little perch thingy there to hang out with them.

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

[Obligatory “smeyer sucks but she made some fun decisions” disclaimer] but it would have been super easy for smeyer to go “lol yeah the Cullens are behind with tech because they’re Old and their minds are frozen” but instead she went “You know what? These rich pricks never sleep and they have unlimited funds. They are ahead of the curve when it comes to technology and modern amenities”. That took chutzpah

Meanwhile, Actual Millennial Bella Swan is content with a computer that’s been wheezing its last since 1995, and expresses zero desire for a cell phone. And it fits her character just fine. Love to see a good trope subversion

[holdoncallfailed]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

[theconcealedweapon]

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

I so very dearly love how Edward isn’t described as having been exceptionally lonely before meeting Bella. Vampirism and telepathy present their own challenges in creating and maintaining connections in general, but he cared about his family deeply, and that was always enough for him. Yes he was bored and bemoaning the monotony of his existence, but there was nothing missing. These things weren’t connected to him being single.

That’s a fun and refreshing thing to see in an mc in a romance story, and also hilarious considering the wrench Bella throws into his life. I think it’s great when fic authors take into consideration how hard is must have been living as a bachelor among three ~perfectly matched~ couples for decades. But that is, at the end of the day, an extrapolation. According to Edward, he was pretty much chilling. Content. Yeah he was broody but he wasn’t pining for anything, including romance. He wasn’t desperate for any additional intimacy in his life. He wasn’t actually ‘waiting’ for Bella.

Then fate went “mmm, no. Time for chaos” and proceeded to bonk him with the Bella bat. And yeah the whole concept of finding something he didn’t know he was missing was sweet, but also… all the turmoil incident to the emotional wrench hurled at him isn’t exactly a “careful what you wish for” situation. Instead, it makes the story feel like something that happens to him, not as a result of any of his choices. And that’s fucking hilarious.

[dialogic]

setting a fic in the omegaverse and then writing it about two betas having completely normal sex and not interacting with any other characters

[virgomoon]

the stripper would love me if she got to know me tbh

[ellemnopie]

[squidinktea]

i dont want 22 episode seasons back. i dont want 8 episode seasons. i dont actually want a prescriptive number of episodes per season

its the era of streaming. we dont need to fil x number of timeslots.

i want tv shows to be able to determine for themselves what their optimal number of episodes per season to tell the story they want at the pace they want. maybe thats a 3 episode season. maybe thats a 50 episode season. i dont care, i just want the decision to be made for practical and artistic reasons rather than corporate ones

[mariapedia]

I see people talk about how Edward stalks Bella a lot (which he does), and I just want to remind everyone that Bella would stalk Edward right back if she had the ability to.

[gaymolegaming]

I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real

[ezzakennebba]

i just want 400 books of them hanging out!!

[bellasredchevy]

bella in new moon b like if i am KILLED... by JASPER HALE... do NOT prosecute him because he caught ME SLIPPING when i got a papercut!!.... and i went out a G

[hoahoahoahoahoa]

People arguing that Jacob is better than Edward for Bella because he is the safer and healthier choice is so so funny. You show up to monsterfucker court and argue that your client is less monstrous and therefore more fuckable

[me-and-jake]

Jake going “oh shit, I can’t let the Cullens leave, let me turn into a six foot wolf infront of Charlie” in BD was the dumbest logic I have ever heard, and somehow….

It worked???

[acidtheater]

"Halloween adults are just as bad as disney adults" "Furries are worse than disney adults"

I gotta be real, I thought we were critical of disney adults for aggressive loyalty to a really gross mega-corporation, or refusal to engage with media that isn't for kids, not because people... have hobbies?

[wlwarhammer]

Bridgerton men get told to shut the fuck up for the first time in their lives and start imagining themselves in a wedding dress

[yeehaw-vampire]

I’d like to point out that the only reason Alice came back to Bella’s house in New Moon was because she saw that there would likely be a funeral. Her need to party plan knows no bounds.