Boffle's Resort

You simply must come visit!

[victusinveritas]

Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!

[foone]

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to walk through the body of a God?

[carmelia-rose]

@derinthescarletpescatarian

[cloudmancy]

slightly unusual gryphons

(more slightly unusual gryphons)

[gatoiberico]

sleeves that large can s-leeve you speechless

[harpeblanche]

Hellooo - can you please reblog/like this if you're interested in rping with a fandomless harpist oc?

Thank you!!

[bofflesresort]

Be careful to not get lost...

Or someone unexpected might find you.

Perhaps being found isn't so bad.

[claypigeonpottery]

I fell in love with this sentence and it circles my brain so it’s turning into pottery

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Eyes of the forest. Aspen trees

[daily-spooky]

[postpunkindustrial]

Noise sculpture by Tobias Bradford.

See more at Instagram HERE

[bofflesresort]

I am u n c o m f o r t a b l e

[bofflesresort]

[pigswithwings]

if i say "i imagine" or "i think" in regards to my ocs its because i dont knowwwwww. theyre living their own lives im just filming them at occasional moments and calling it a day

[milksockets]

'sorelle fontana evening ensemble, 1954, worn by ava gardner in "the barefoot contessa"' in high style: masterworks from the brooklyn museum costume collection at the metropolitan museum of art - jan glier reeder (2010)

[gi-ie-ru]

@bloodredx

[daily-spooky]

[electronicrobotdreams]

If I made a Discord RP server would anyone want to join?

Seems so many peeps looking for RP partners are Discord only. Honestly I'd like to RP on Tumblr too, so DM me if you'd like to RP with my muses.

[ammyc-art]

801 just some doodles because I can't stop thinking about how stupidly cute hognose snakes are

[born-of-dusk]

Expecting a sizable beast to slay, Arika was stricken with disappointment and confusion when she reached the source of the chaos: the tiniest snake she had ever seen. Seriously? That’s what was causing all this fuss?? She tried to follow it as it disappeared into the crowd but had trouble keeping an eye on it. Remembering her initial mission, she opened up the bag in her pocket and whispered inside.

“Now’s your chance. I’ll keep the snake safe from a distance so it can distract the crowd as long as possible, just give me a signal when we need to wrap things up.”

[bofflesresort]

Tomme seized the opportunity to loot the sizable buffet in front of them. Into the bag went several Cornish hens, along with a number of meat and chees hors d'oeuvres. He gave a disgusted look at the veggie platter, then tossed in several bowls of soup, and a fistfull of cutlery for good measure.

Suddenly the crowd's screaming renewed with far more panic and terror than before, a giant naga the size of a man had shot onto the dancefloor and coiled the lower half of his body protectively around the tiny snake. He opened his jaws and let out a ferocious hiss, ready to take on the crowd, all at once if necessary. "Kill it! Kill it!" A voice cried out. "With what?!" Another responded, "They took our weapons at the door when we came in! You don't expect me to fist fight that, that THING do you?"

The snake man poofed out and raised his scaly arms to his sides, trying to make himself look bigger. Keep them back, scare them away. The man on the balcony strode in to see what all the fuss was about and gave a sour face at the sight before catching himself, replacing it with a soft smile while lightly strumming his guitar. Other non-humans in the crowd began preparing themselves, anticipating a fight. Some ready to defend the snake man, others looking for a way out. "Always so much drama around here." Tomme casually sighed, "I'm not sure what he was thinkin', that they'd ever get along. We neva' get involved though. Just get more trouble gettin' wrapped up in a mess ya can't do nothin' about anyway." Tomme told Arika, now tossing several desserts and a bowlful of candy into his sack.

[tkingfisher]

This is about where I am this week, on the Inspirational Quote front.

[born-of-dusk]

Arika remarked Tomme's reaction first with apprehension then mild amusement then with morbid curiosity when he seemingly vanished from within the purple bag she was now carrying. Rappelling down to the balcony was a trivial task; stealthily sidestepping the couple was another story. She took a chance and waited in the shadows until the man decided to strum his guitar and the woman had become sufficiently enthralled with his performance. Arika help her breath for safe measure as she crept through the doorway and into the bustling ballroom. Those cats weren't kidding, the food smelled absolutely otherworldly.

"We're in. How should we proceed" she whispered into her pocket. As excited and famished as she was, she still tried to maintain a sense of professionalism.

Their newly won victory would be short-lived, however, as a disturbance erupted on the dance floor. Arika rushed to the commotion on pure instinct with a hand on the hilt of her sword, expecting to cut down a monstrous beast rather than a common garden snake.

[bofflesresort]

The man paid Arika no mind, while he noticed her he decided she wasn't his problem. His priorities were elsewhere. The lady with him didn't seem to notice her at all, as if the woman had become enchanted and couldn't see anything else other than the handsome young man singing in front of her who held all of her attention. Tomme heard her from within the bag, or at least the pocket dimension magically interwoven into the sack that held all of the loot the cats had ever collected. Floating among the many trinkets and treasures, Tomme swam through the space to where the opening to the bag should be. Seems it was still folded in her pocket. He couldn't see anything from there, let alone make a plan on what to do- Brie always came up with their plans anyway. Could he come up with one? He was a tinkerer, not an idea guy. He supposed he could try. He tried calling from the currently folded shut opening, hoping she could hear, "Well, let me out and... uh... we can come up with something." He heard a commotion from outside the bag. "Oh good! A distraction. That'd make everything easier." he thought to himself. Nearby a baby dappled hognose snake was slithering along the dance floor. When people started screaming the little snake started looking around herself, trying to figure out what everyone was shouting about. Was something dangerous nearby?

She gave a few tentative flicks of her tongue when a boot slammed down next to her, nearly crushing her. She was startled and instinctively fled as quickly as she could. Other people nearby were shouting and kicking at her. Didn't they see her? Were they intentionally trying to hurt her? But why? She didn't understand and was very, very scared.

[bofflesresort]

(Poll outcome comic WILL be incoming but I'll need a bit of time as it is planned to be multiple panels and my silly self got involved in an animation collab I need to finish first.)