Cursed with Chronic Fatigue

A Cryptid trapped in a Bin.

[1five1two]

[alexseanchai]

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

[cursedpdf]

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

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[vampiraptor]

[philosopherking1887]

OOPS TOO DEEP

[breaks-hetheon]

CLIMB

[artist-of-obsessions]

CLIMB

[fablegate]

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[marzibird]

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[the-luckyrabbit]

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[modmad]

[sebwritesstories]

[captain-price-returns]

[cjsnaake]

I fuck with this

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The comics version of Mysterio is SO MUCH COOLER and more interesting than the MCU version for real

I wish we could have got him in the Raimi films, I feel like we would have got a really well done version of him there especially with how they handled characters like the Green Goblin and Doc Ock

[thestargayzingheroine]

Technically, he did show up in the tie-in game for Spiderman 2. Pretty cool design in that game too.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ahhhhhh you're right!

That was a cool design :D

[dappercat123]

And a fun boss gimmick where the boss starts, he charges up three goddamn health bars then looses after you hit him once.

His thing is illusions after all

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

DECEPTION....DISGRAAAAAACE

[femqai]

Alright. That’s enough. Let’s talk.

I did not want to make this public, but seeing as my URL has been privately spread around to multiple people, the post has been reblogged with more additions, and my friends are now receiving rude anons, l don’t care.

I read shotacon manga. I post about it on my kink blog. My kink blog, which is no one else’s BUSINESS. I made a mistake in commenting on my best friend’s post under this blog, because it is NOT!!! a sideblog and I would have had to log out completely to switch to femqai. I did not feel like doing that, and I didn’t think it would cause an issue because, here’s the kicker—

I have never hidden my identity here.

My main blog is pwaymate. I have openly and loudly proclaimed this. @pwaymate is ME! I post shota manga there too!! On top of this, my best friend Rosary has tagged me in MULTIPLE posts AS PWAYMATE! On top of this, there was a whole fucking issue when I asked it to tag this blog in its pinned!!

I can speak for myself. Stop asking my friends questions about me. Stop giving out my URL to your army of followers who are now up my friends asses demanding “explanations” for things that are 1.) none of their business and 2.) about ME, not my friends.

To be clear, I am LIVID. I was annoyed before, but now I’m ANGRY. I am angry at the implication I am required to reveal my sexual interests on my SFW account. I am angry at the implication that I have lied or deceived people. I am angry at the things being sent to my friends. And most of all, I am angry at your comment that says “groups like these” are the “type to attack”.

I have stayed silent except for one lighthearted reblog of a post that makes a general statement and does not even mention you.

I do not owe you my sexual fetishes and kinks.

i want to make something clear— i’m not your friend. i am not your neighbor. i am not your acquaintance, nor your oomf, nor your community member. and yet, it has come to my attention that there is an expectation here for me to “be open” about deeply personal topics, such as sexual interests and kinks. i am not a bad person for keeping my kink away from my SFW blog. i am not a bad person for not mixing kink with a community full of children. you do not have a “right” to information about me because we are not friends. i do not know any of you nor do i wish to! i do not want to advertise my fucked up sex blog to a community that is chock full of children and nonconsenting adults!!!! on my kink blog, i tag everything I repost and i block any and all interaction with minors. i cannot do that as well if i were to plug the url of the blog containing all my sexual fantasies into a SFW blog completely unrelated to my kink.

but since I’ve been put into this uncomfortable situation, I’ll say it all right here. I am a proshipper. I fantasize to fauxcest. I am sexually interested in Ciel Phantomhive from Black Butler, and Len Kagamine from Vocaloid, and shota manga, and yaoi, and dubcon, and noncon. I want to be murdered sexually. I follow ageplay and ABDL accounts. I even ERP with them. Is that enough information for you? Is that enough for you to not accuse me of being somehow deceitful by trying to keep my sex life away from what is, for all intents and purposes, a 100% SFW queer blog that I wanted to keep SFW? I never brought that here because it’s NO ONE’S BUSINESS! you still will not be receiving the URL of my sex blog, because it’s NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

I don’t think the joke in my bio implies I harm real people at all. Because a shota is INHERENTLY not real. It’s a joke because YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT TOUCH ONE!

So yeah. I’m coming forward with this since apparently it’s become such an issue that my friends are now under fire 👍 leave my friends the fuck alone and come to me if you have a problem. Stop sending them shit. Stop bothering them. All whilst accusing ME of being the type to attack.

[currently-dazzling]

How I probably sound explaining the lore of my favorite comic book characters to my family who genuinely couldn't care less

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I cannot overstate how much of a lightweight I am. A single shot of vodka zonks me right the fuck out. Melatonin is a prescription medication in my country but luckily alcohol is not. VERY short road to snork mimimimimi land.

[reblogs-of-sin]

drinking alcohol right before bed means you get worse sleep.. buuut I’m on my phone like right up until I close my eyes so it’s not like I have any leg to stand on

(https://www.uhbristol.nhs.uk/media/3713670/alcoholandinsomnia-5.pdf)

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Absolutely incorrect in my case. The worst sleep is not sleeping, which is what I avoid some nights by taking the alcohol. Putting a cast on your limb reduces your mobility, except in situations where you would be putting a cast on your limb (broken bone), in which case it greatly increases your mobility.

[kactusnz]

Derin didn't you poast some (normal for tumblr) stuff last time you were drunk on vodka?

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yeah I took one shot, posted about teeth being the repositories of sin, and went to snork mimimimimi land.

[plum-soup]

[aint-love-heavy]

Tag yourself I'm the fourth one

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

They literally can't tag themselves. That's what the scientists are for

[the-haiku-bot]

They literally

can’t tag themselves. That’s what the

scientists are for

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[inkskinned]

my most ungrounded and unresearched fear is that so many companies are pushing AI in part because it builds them a pathway towards a subscription model for a huge number of things that should not be subscription, but theoretically could be:

do you want to talk to verizon's help desk because there's an error on your bill? to access a real agent, you have to pay for Verizon Access+, only 5.99 a month.

want to filter out all the fake job postings from the real ones? subscribe to Indeed: Advanced Tactics and only verified postings will appear on your dash.

sick of the infinite ai slop? buy Google Premium; it'll automatically detect ai within a site and gives it a credibility score. with premium plus, you can shuffle high-credibility results to the top.

do you want a "luxury" experience? well, you'd have to pay for that luxury, and since the company sure doesn't want to pay its employees; the cost would fall to the consumer.

when automation has made every experience unpleasant; the experience of genuine humanity will be commodified.

[marzipanandminutiae]

This is already happening – one of the softwares used by a museum I work at only lets you talk to a human help agent if you have their premium subscription. It's such bullshit

[inkskinned]

the fact you are not the only one in these notes saying "no this is already happening; i have to pay money to speak to a representative" is just... really awesome! you said a software used by museums is doing this shit? okay! great! wonderful!! anybody know where i can scream

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

why the fuck is it called the xbox 360 what does 360 mean???????????????????

[wariolands-blog]

when u see it u turn 360 degrees and walk away

[viseriontargaryen]

turning 360 degrees would face you right back to the xbox you dipshit

[davekat-deactivated20130315-dea]

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

this post somehow still in circulation despite everyone involved being deactivated

[rain-droplet]

even you

[frozenrose20]

I love how everyone just refers to May Parker as Aunt May and Ben Parker and Uncle Ben. Like thats litterally my real life auntie and uncle fr also how everyone calls Jonathan and Martha kent, Ma and Pa and we all collectively know who Ma and Pa are. It just feels so endearing and special to me.

[ao3commentoftheday]

Did you know that AO3 allows fics with homicide in them? There’s a whole tag for Major Character Death and even more tags so you can find exactly what kind of character death you want to read. 

Don’t they know that murder is illegal? You just know there are a bunch of homicidal maniacs out there who love to read those stories. They write them, too, in between killing people. 

Anyone can read the stories on AO3! Kids can read them! They’re getting exposed to stabbing, poisoning, even guns! And they’re writing the heroes doing the killing, too! That’s basically telling kids it’s okay to go out and murder their families. It’s promoting violence and encouraging homicide and if we don’t do something about it soon, you’ll be murdered next!

[zoanzon]

[ao3commentoftheday]

The devil came to my house and tried to burn it down, which is why this post exists in the first place.

[captain-price-returns]

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't understand how this is even a defence in the age of drone warfare.

[graham-folger]

Or even like... Cannon warfare.

[quasi-normalcy]

Yeah, the Ottomans could have taken this in the fourteenth century.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yeah, the Ottomans

could have taken this in the

fourteenth century.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#ok but this wouldve popped off in the age of zombie doomsday prepping

ngl it would be a fantastic larp location.

[maple-salad]

op says we can repost

[daysleftofsecondterm]

My main account got @-ed on this scam (no I won't say which one), and it occurred to me that some of the people here might not realize this is a scam.

It is. Do not click any mystery links. DO NOT give them any personal information. And DO NOT respond to messages like this.