if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

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if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man
I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek
locked in? no. i'm tucked in. goodnight
Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as
- sneezed wrong
- turned your neck a little too fast
- slept weird
- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual
- breathed
- failed to breathe properly
- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time
- looked too hard at something too far away
- knees
you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life
Reblog to cast healing for your homies.
Women have a great day <3 men beg for forgiveness
I need a day between every day to recover from the day before
“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck
it’s bc im on that damn phone honestly
immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport
during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?
Mulder & Scully will wake up in the middle of the night & instinctively reach for the phone to call each other only to remember they sleep in the same bed now so they can just turn over
*scully whispering two inches from mulders face at 2am*: mulder it’s me
Whoever stole all those KitKat’s
Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult