Random shite by me

31, Hungarian, living in Scotland. Feminist. Runner, yogi, vegan. Occasionally NSFW.

[majestic-username168]

[sophianne]

Fu nem

[kafferbivaly]

mmm

[followthebluebell]

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”

[dreamingofbabylon]

frog and toad are my two remaining brain cells struggling to keep my horrible body alive

[90s90s90s]

[vcmiting]

[skrewsociety]

This is all my heart needed today

[throwbackblr]

Batman Returns (1992)

[laffgaff]

I took my dog to the lake today and noticed he floats very well.

He’s a very good buoy.

[ruinedchildhood]

[theconquestofcornbread-blog]

https://www.socialistalternative.org/

[roseys-deactivated20181203]

[montygreen]

#heart eyes motherfucker

[wisekelp]

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

Remember when there was that painting of sappho getting eaten out by another woman and Wikipedia captioned it as “sappho and a pal” because I think about that a lot

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

this is an old post but I found the pic is anyone interested in seeing it

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

im so sorry for ghosting everyone about this but i found it

“sappho and friends”

[positive-lesbian-vibes]

[kabaks]

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

[kabaks]

[kabaks]

i am SCREAMING

[kabaks]

[idimmadontgiveashit]

When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric

[thats-so-meme]

[mythicgeek]

This is never not funny

[sparrowdeleted-deactivated20230]

rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens

[thetygre]

trying out passwords

[ultrafacts]

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[allyallyoxenfree]

why did elmo testify before the congress….

[ultrafacts]

Elmo testified before congress in support of funding for music education programs. (Source)

[therighthandofdoomcpn]

He also did this while looking incredibly adorable.

[insideageniusmind]

Meanwhile a man probably sat crammed under that desk so a puppet could testify I’m laughing too hard

[ultrafacts]

[nuttersincorporated]

I’m sorry but you seem to be mistaking Elmo for a puppet. Elmo is not a puppet. He is a muppet. A puppet is a man made object and a muppet is a living being. There is nobody under the desk because Elmo is real.

[cocoacallalily]

exactly.

[homosgenic]

[childhoodruiner]

#when someone apologizes to me