Across The Street From Your Storefront Cemetary

@california-exxus

24-SoCal-NSFW-Nerdy Just a Southern California boy who’s living his best life and enjoying it. I’m a college student, and tutor. I love concerts, the beach and some rough fucking. Looking to talk and chill, I’m full of questions, so feel free to hit me up. “It’s not about yesterday, it’s about today and tomorrow.”

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poetrylesbian

im sick of signing in to things

mauricetheblurst

the clanging of his armored ass cheeks brought down the walls of many a castle

madnessofmen

From The Book of Chivalry of Geoffroi de Charny (~1350), complaining about Knights These Days

And they are dressed in such an indecent way that that which everyone ought to be most ashamed to show is what they show all the time to those who want to look, for they cannot refrain from showing their backsides to whoever wants to see them.

What is more, it is not enough for them to be as God made them; they are not content with themselves as they are, but they gird themselves up and so rein themselves in round the middle of their bodies that they seek to deny the existence of the stomachs which God has given them: they want to pretend that they have not and never have had one, and everyone knows that the opposite is true.

dogpuppy

chickenmim

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

maggiemae873

I found one the other day!

Not sure how I feel about those quotes 😬

lickmyleg

evilscientist3

Chicago is 100% a made up city. like "oh yeah downtown we've got the Seer's Tower" yeah sure and Denver's got the Palantir. Get real

girlnephew

sean i have bad news about denver

inkxlenses

Polar Bear Plays in Flower Fields | © Dennis Fast

memewhore

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

bedrock-to-buildheight

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

call my phone n say u need me baby

bigboobshaunt

The fact that the "BEYONCÉ?" "I just know his dick is big" "I'm so sorry this ugly bitch would say that about you oh my god" "You are the only bitch in this house I ever respected" "Why don't you take a look at the material?" reaction pics are not only all of the same woman and all happened within the same season of a show... that's herstory.