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Boop.

[bogdeech]

There's two sides of the iron lung fandom: those that just amputate Simon's arm and those two give him enough body horror to win a body horror competition

[jailrotting]

hello guys my name is Markiplier

[philip-the-nickel]

For all the "its so slow and boring" reviews, Mark should release a "critic's cut" of Iron Lung that's just the regular movie, with temple run playing beside it and a Markiplier Keys Jingle-Jingle that jumpscares the audience every 5 min.

[dailysoapshipping]

marla noticing tylers kiss on narrators hand and kissing her own lipstick onto it which narrator frantically tries to wipe off. but as tyler was literally burning his kiss into narrators hand he let it happen. im sure this means nothing right.

[bogdeech]

I love Stratt (fav character) but omg Grace GOT HER ASS in the book. He deadass went:

"I'm sending you on the Hail Mary" "YOU MURDERER-"

And

"I was a history major. I know how this is going to play out" "LALALA YOU ARE A MURDERER IDC IDC IDC"

[fiqhtclub]

tyler durden has a tramp stamp i will not be elaborating any further

[ravery7]

Here u go, i feel like he'd have something corny like that, he's that kinda guy

Couldn't stop thinking about that one quote from thelma & louise : "we can park a car in the shadow of his [brad pitt's] ass"

[certifiedpimpleyley]

Feel so bad for Marla, the boy(s) was so mean to her :( justice for my sweetie…

[fiqhtclub]

this but with fight club characters

tyler:

narrator:

marla:

bob:

angel face:

[aceharizzon]

you can call me crazy for this but to me they're the same person

[vinylfawn]

[zalvarine]

hashtag hate this guy

[burntpink]

I am so pissed that I accidentally updated the tumblr app when I was avoiding to and now half the posts on my dashboard are being hidden from me until I go through the stupid age verification step, this stupid app treating me like a child when I'm nearly 30 years of age, my first ever tumblr account is old enough to vote dude

[elkothejj]

I am Jack's unhealthy obsession

[cloverbagell]

the day that i die is the day that ill stop making shitposts

i was gonna draw tyler's eyes but then i struggled too much so i just drew his shades

[vinylfawn]

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at the end of every day, tyler would definitely tell the narrator the most out of pocket sign-offs because "real men don't say good night" or something along those lines. it'd always be some crap about "catching those z's" or a misremembered saying about how he's gonna "beat the hay."

i think that pissing the narrator off and getting him riled up when it's late would also be tyler's own strange way of tiring him out so he goes to sleep too

[oicuperp]

i hired these two guys to stare at you

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

cannibal chappell roan: you can put a hundred boys in jars

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

vehicular manslaughter chappell roan: you can hit a hundred boys with cars

[finalgirlabigailhobbs]

medieval torturer chappell roan: you can coat a hundred boys in tar