I've been on this site for way too long

35 - he/they - dumbass - art only alt at https://www.tumblr.com/astronauteur

[libralita]

I cannot wait to watch Gavilar's bitch ass get murdered every season. I'm so excited to see the show only fans slowly start to realize what was really going on.

[rue-dixon]

Pattern to Shallan: NO MATING!!!!!!

Syl to Kaladin: omfg can you just get sucked and fucked already maybe you'll stop bumming everyone out.

[cheetyuwu]

Rlainarin wedding 🌸

Searching for ceremonial robes of different nationalities was quite hard but still fun, anyway I kept that simple enough (I spared myself)

And I have to say that whole dancing idea was inspired by @/Paintweaver’s artworks 🙏

[room-temperature-orange-juice]

Rereading The Way Of Kings sucks because you’ll meet a silly little bridgeman named Pleeb and youll be like “woah I wonder why I don’t remember this guy hes so neat :))” and then two chapters later Pleeb is shot 57 times and then run over by a 2005 Toyota Prius

[eyezpike]

I am so stormlight pilled atm and i love these 3 so much... my babies

[raspberryzingaaa]

I haven't seen my favorite new stormlight meme on here yet, so I present r/cremposting's new meme, Pibu

[typebeanie]

Happy Pride Month from Dalinar Kholin

[lamaery]

I have not posted this one here? How have I not posted this one here, yet? I posted it during inktober last year on instagram but shamefully not here, it seems. Ah, well... it fits pride month. Hooray to all you bisexuals (and aces, because we know how Kal is...) out there! Sandra has something for you, too!

Young, handsome people on a daring mission. Will they find their way through a besieged city and a dark strange world (and into each other‘s heart)?

We lovingly refer to October 10th as „Shakadolin Day,“ as it’s the six-year anniversary of Brandon tweeting „I could see a world where Shallan and Adolin would go for it, but Kaladin is as prudish as I am, so I doubt you’d persuade him. 🙂 For now, we’ll have to leave that to the imaginations of the fanfic writers.“ 

Prompting many to ask „Wait, is this confirmation that Adolin is Bi?,“ „So Kaladin’s obstacle is his prudishness, not his orientation?,“ and „What do you mean ‚for now‘???“

And in Sandra’s series being prudish is just a challenge not an obstacle 😉

Cheers to all of you! And extra cheers as always to the amazing @priscellie who created the beautiful cover mock up with my illustration 🩷🩷🩷 ID by the wonderful @cosmereplay with additions by me

[cheetyuwu]

Sparring in the field went surprisingly well

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[hyenabrained]

they would

[sad-av0cad0]

Been really busy, but I still wanted to make a quick sketch of them

I have the hc that Simon gets ocasional nose bleeds

[existennialmemes]

Not to sound like a decrepit, rambling corpse about it, but back in my day Word used to be a pre installed program that came with your computer, if you were running Windows.

No subscription. Just program.

On your computer. You got to use it forever and ever and never had to worry about it going away.

Because it was physically on your computer. As a program. That you actually owned. Not because you got it separately, but because it was a standard inclusion with your computer.

I'm sorry but I'll just never get over it. I remember when companies cared about their products being usable out of the box. I remember when our things belonged to us.

Old man shaking fist at cloud, wherein the cloud is the background of the Windows 98 logo.

[i-suggest-piracy]

i have a suggestion

[chill-emmie]

Let's make some silence please.

Let this person say their suggestion, we might learn a thing or two.

[i-suggest-piracy]

[chill-emmie]

DON'T LET AWFUL COMPANIES CONTROL THE MEDIA/SOFTWARE/OUR RIGHT TO OWN WHAT WE PAY FOR!!!!!!

[viky-somebody]

tried mimicking my old artstyle with an angsty false, finally finished it :)

[pumpkinluu]

Omge

[gaslit-dipshits]

Man at City Council Meeting Makes Devastating Case Against Proposed Local Data Center

A former programmer spoke up during a city council meeting in a small town in Ohio, making a well-articulated argument against data centers.

[depsidase]