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[eldesvandesheyenne]

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[depsidase]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

probablemente no causa gonorrea. no podemos saber 100%

[spiribia]

Dandelions have a symbiotic relationship with little kids who make wishes

[weaselle]

this is... not entirely false, actually 

[memeclassheroes]

[cocteautwinsgirl]

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[sjweminem]

almost every elderly person at the protest asked to take a picture of my mom's sign

[magnetostits-deactivated2026031]

rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

[torn-a-sunder]

Probably with a cybertruck, let's be honest. And it would have ruled so hard.

[yourlocalinkmate]

YOU CANT LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS

[magnetostits-deactivated2026031]

LMAO IM CRYING 😭

[plutonus]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

do you guys think JD did it because he was under the mistaken impression that whoever kills the pope becomes the new pope

[depsidase]

[paper-mario-wiki]

those dont sound like compliments at all, mitchell franklin

[animentality]

[animentality]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

[water-based-introspection]

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

[actuallyjuststealingmemes]

They were what now?

[oppa-homeless-style]

[island-delver-go]

[thedevilsofficialblog]

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

[defydamage]

[columbojumpscare]

Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

(Illustration by julio lacerda)

(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

[weaponsofmassdisruption]

Not what I expected coming from John Green

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I said what I said.

[hithisismeandmyfaces]

[teathattast]