How Do You Spell Misc?

- He/Him - Bi - 22 - Entirely random assortment of stuff that I find funny, interesting or otherwise, and the occasional original content. Mostly rooster teeth (especially AH), but be warned that this blog is a mish-mash of fandoms and shitposts. Feel free to message me, I love making new friends! (Profile pic credit to @hhhany82)

[thotsandpreyers]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"taken" style action movie where a man searches for his wife. as he fights baddies in gunfights and hand-to-hand combat, it's slowly revealed that:

his wife hasn't been kidnapped

their marriage is not healthy or functional

this guy isn't rescuing his wife, he's hunting her down

his wife is a crime boss, those are her henchpeople he's fighting in a john-wick bloodbath

the tension builds until, drenched in blood, our protagonist steps forward for the final showdown. he pulls a manila envelope from his bullet-torn jacket and throws it at his wife's feet. he's just spent an entire trilogy biting & killing & maiming....all so he can deliver his shit wife her divorce papers

[penumbriel]

call it Taken… To Court

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#Taken 2: Court

[back-on-my-bullsh-again]

And, for a comedic bit, I want one of the wounded/dying henchmen to just say they're a notary or something and he could have had it done in 5 minutes. And she would have known that had she bothered to get to know the people she employs.

[t4timekeeper]

[pjackk]

Im in trouble again for schlicking off on the clock which is total bull shit because its the only way i can find relief from my extreamly stressful as fuck job at donut tasting facility i think im gonna quit so i dont do nothing really bad to me its not worth the 6 figures when im stuck high key being under so much pressure for 2 hours striaght every single fcking tuesday and wensday it feels like i csnt be myself there because im to busy chewing eclares and shit

[johnny-depp-is-loved]

Big fan of whatever this genre of conversation is

[wizardrights]

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[computationalcalculator]

[yuriartillery]

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

[catboypvnkie]

I love carbs I love pasta and bread and potatoes what would like Be without carbs

[catboypvnkie]

where would we Be without her.

[darkestmetamorphosis]

I added rice :3

[orthoscheme]

these brownies seem a little strong

[orthoscheme]

well if i have any complaints i can just call potassium about it but im too meek so i wont

[apocryphics]

oh ok

[gorps]

[trinidemgyal-deactivated2026051]

[theo-the-door]

Trans guy going on T, call that Project Male Hairy

[catchymemes]

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Not sure how this works when shark skin is so incredibly smooth

[glorioustragedykid]

They should invent a "banging my head againstthe wall" that doesn't result in headaches and potential brain damage

[glorioustragedykid]

They should invent a way to be destructive that doesn't have permanent or long-lasting consequences

[gideonisms]

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

[sabertoothwalrus]

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS

[beastliness]

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

[beastliness]

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

[spoondrifts]

psych has me by the throat