EXCELLENT!

ska fan

[angelicguy]

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair

[commanderchr1st]

This is my uncle. There are many like him, but this one is mine.

My uncle is my best friend. He is my life. I must master him as I must master my life.

[fullrnetalwindbreaker]

WITHOUT ME MY UNCLE IS USELESS

WITHOUT MY UNCLE I AM USELESS

[blemgoid]

I once sent a woman a text message so interesting that she took three whole days to read it

[homerfan1738]

[nzoth-the-corruptor]

[blemgoid]

Hey man wanna grab lunch. We’re going to this tavern called Skullbreaker. All the ales are like 9 gold coins and they suck dick. Theres a bunch of foul sigils everywhere that say Be A Spiteful Cur and Me Gusta Beheadings. a racist gay couple from Cimmeria owns it. It used to be a bandit camp

[minormalady]

[glavilio]

some of them want to amuse you 😺. some of them want to be amused 😸

[delmondo]

me at the tumblr restaurant: could i have loki’s santa fe chicken salad and a “dangan ronpa drink”

[z3bula]

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE

[fakeassfriends]

[transmascreplica]

I have to get my pussy up... as well as my Money.

[transmascreplica]

[nouveau-riche-princess]

Has anyone considered using a bottle opener on the rim of a glass? I've outlined some of the benefits below:

Fucks the cup up and ruins it forever

Gets glass everywhere

Breaks the glass incorrigibly

Cuts you through several potential vectors

Let me know when you've had time to review my proposal.

[vivienne-midwestwood]

[fred2nightofthelivingfred]

[thefugitivesaint]

Virgil Finlay (1914-1971), “Thrilling Science Fiction”, #26, 1972 Source

[godisafujoshi]