Just Anything Else Really

Cagelessraven’s sh¡tposting page. This is where I take my shits and covert them into text format. Yep, sh¡tposts and maybe something special on the odd occasion. As I say, without the shit you don’t see the lit.

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I hope I don’t sound unfair saying this, but please online shoppers give the self isolators a chance. I work in retail and have most likely caught the virus as I’m showing too many symptoms relating to it, so to prevent the spread I decided to self isolate, as well as being generally unwell with this, to top it off I also have asthma, so breathing has been proving a keen opponent. I have almost run out of food and drink in my house, so I, who doesn’t have a car nor do I have many people who can help with the food shopping have to rely on online shopping... so I thought. It turns out that many slots have been booked across multiple sites for at LEAST a WEEK! I understand and respect those who are elderly, people with disabilities, who also don’t have cars, who live in remote areas and other fellow self isolators, carers, those with an ill loved one, those who have the virus, but this isn’t fair. I know that may sound petulant but it really isn’t. I am worried about how I’m going to feed myself, to drink anything besides my own tap water. I’m frustrated at the people who haven’t got the virus and don’t show symptoms, those who have their own cars and can easily go to the shops. I’m more sure than not that many people who have booked all the slots are panic buyers and reasonably fit people who don’t want to leave the house. I know it’s not pleasant being stuck in those crowds but PLEASE, give the more vulnerable people a chance to get their own online shopping first, don’t just hit the panic button when you may not need to. All I ask is to please be considerate of others around you, someone close to me is considering leaving self isolation just to get us food because we can’t wait a week to get bread and milk.

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Pokémon Raids...

I love Pokémon raids. They’re so much fun, you get to find Pokémon you may have never known to exist such as Applin and some G Max variants. You also get to join forces with other people around the world regardless of experience. I love joining online raids because we can all help each other and we all have something to offer in each of these raids. Some people complain that newer come in with underlevelled Pokémon, the whole idea of being able to join raids is to help each other and all have a shot at catching something new, that new thing being a new Pokémon partner in the game to have new experiences with. Many, many people who I’ve done raids with online are lovely to play with, which makes the experience so much more special... however... a minority of people don’t seem to get the idea. Somebody with a shiny Bisharp kept attacking my Roserade in a 5 star Clefable battle. I missed the first turn’s events, but I staggered when my level 100 Roserade took a ton of damage, I assumed it was Clefable using stored power and getting a critical hit, so I brushed it off as a high special attack IV Clefable, only to learn this wasn’t the case. One turn later and that same Bisharp used Iron Head on my Roserade, knocking it out that go. I get that people have accidents and may accidentally slip their finger when selecting who to attack, but this ISN’T ON, four times in a row, this person attacked my Roserade, even after it was revived twice. This person never did it to anyone else besides me. I noticed all the other players had shiny Pokémon and my Roserade was the only one that wasn’t shiny, I hope that this wasn’t motivated because I didn’t have a shiny Roserade. I have plenty of shinies but I only use Pokémon that are appropriate to the raid. I managed to screenshot the events while they were taking place. I’m not mad about what took place, but I’m a little bit deflated as someone who adores doing raids. Here’s their screenshots I managed to take. I’m hoping that whoever did it was just a troll.

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Retail

I don’t usually make serious posts on this account, but as a retail customer assistant I would like to share my experiences.

Generally I have a pleasant time on checkouts/tills, you have a wide variety of faces, new and familiar. It’s nice helping people along with their day by totalling up their shopping and helping them finish what could be a very daunting day for them. What’s not so pleasant is some of the things a minority of customers tend to do. I will list as follows with my reasons.

I know Christmas shopping is a very stressful time of the year for everyone, it has been especially stressful for me this year as I haven’t been as financially stable. But please don’t start having a go at the cashier when they tell you the total price of your shopping, they are literally telling you the value of the shopping you purchased, it is nothing against you as a person or your financial situation. Most likely the cashier is struggling to make ends meet too if they are only contracted to work short hours.

Another thing is people who are on their phones when you’re serving them, but it’s not necessarily that which annoys me, it’s those who roll their eyes and sigh rudely when you ask them questions such as ‘do you have your loyalty card?’ Or ‘are you paying by cash or card?’ The machine has certain functions that can only trigger if I press a certain button, the machine doesn’t automatically know if you’re paying by cash or card, so when we ask, we ask so we can enable that card payment function.

The system may not always be updated and that’s not necessarily the fault of the cashier, there is a different department that is in control of how the stock is managed on the tills where I work, so if the item won’t scan and we have to find it, please be patient, we most likely won’t know what the people managing the stock have labelled it under. I know some retailers may work differently, but where I work it works the way I mentioned.

Another thing is vouchers, please don’t argue with us if you genuinely haven’t met the terms and conditions of the voucher and you still want to redeem it, we cannot accept vouchers that you haven’t met the terms conditions of, this happened to me once with some customers who when I called the supervisor over, it was scary these people were legitimately shouting at me, even laughing and calling it ‘entertainment’, they started arguing with her too when we both clearly explained that they hadn’t met the t&c’s of the voucher- you’d think that’s common sense. Usually if you need a certain amount to activate the voucher, I have no issue with you running to get another item or two to reach that total, but don’t argue the total when the evidence says otherwise (evidence being the till totalling system).

If a cashier is working slowly especially in festive seasons (like myself on the odd occasion), it is most likely that they have been given incredibly long shifts, especially if the store is under staffed. This week from the post I made I have done a 43 hour week when I’m on a part time contract, we are most likely exhausted. So please, all I ask is for you to be patient with us? We are all trying our best, even if it doesn’t look like it.

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You’ve all seen Mariah Carey, BUT- have you all seen Mariah scarey?

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What does a shape smell like?

And what would they taste like?

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It’s dem candeez bruh.

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It’s my Sunik. He gotta go f4st.

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Just when I thought my day couldn’t get any better I have also found a shiny Meditite!

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Sitting in the canteen at college and found my first shiny on Pokémon Go!

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Notice me Nuzlocke Senpai

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Gladion is annoyed with Lusamine for some reason.

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Ultra Necrozma wants to nom on your light.

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There was once upon a time a student who goes by the name of Chips for the sake of remaining anonymous but I believe that it is important that their story is told in case others have to suffer the turmoil they did...

They went to a college that was known to few people, they were an emo and spent their days hanging around the canteen with their small group of friends, they often ate chips for lunch as the taste drew them away from the harshness of society. Chips just started their third year at college (they live in the UK) and events that day seemed rather generic to most but that genericness was the death of their eyesight. I cannot say what physically happened to their eyes as this has to stay sfw but it was vile... apparently every time they open their eyes a strange fluid comes out that definitely isn’t tears. When these events happened this image appeared on their screen, nobody knows how it got there but this screen just stared at them, like the devil incarnate gazing into Chip’s soul. They couldn’t stop staring and their friend Kyle had to pull them away. Chip’s eyes looked like they’d just had a laser through their eyes.

When news spread in the neighbourhood and the cops turned up to discover the potential cause of Chip’s demise and Kyle was going to show the image but the image disappeared, rumours have it that the only person who can see the image are those who have committed those exact actions. Police mentioned to Kyle that this happened to another student years ago, the police asked for the last things Chips did and Kyle listed:

Got a blister on their left baby toe on the way to college

Named at least 3 dead memes in the space on an hour

Went into the wrong class (but not too wrong)

Had a tub chips at lunch

The policed looked shocked and told Kyle that the previous victim had the same day of events. That person had the same unspeakable things happen to them and they have been in a coma for 10 years, eyeball-less. This beast was named:

Television Mememan

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Is it just me or is Looker’s real name David Tennant? Idk, conspiracy theories. 🤔

Pictures are from their respective owners and I don’t claim them as my own.