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she/they 25. 18+ MDNI. if you don’t have an age easily accessible on your page you’ll be blocked.

[bokutosnumberonefan]

𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘦𝘺

25

𝘴𝘩𝘦 / 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴

𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘻𝘰𝘯𝘦

𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘬𝘺𝘶𝘶, 𝘮𝘺 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰 𝘢𝘤𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘢, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘯

𝘐𝘍 𝘠𝘖𝘜 𝘈𝘙𝘌 𝘜𝘕𝘋𝘌𝘙 18 𝘎𝘌𝘛 𝘖𝘍𝘍 𝘖𝘍 𝘔𝘠 𝘗𝘈𝘎𝘌

𝘋𝘖 𝘕𝘖𝘛 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘈𝘊𝘛 𝘞𝘐𝘛𝘏 𝘞𝘏𝘈𝘛 𝘐 𝘗𝘖𝘚𝘛

𝘪𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘨𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘪𝘰 𝘰𝘳 𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘯𝘦𝘥 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘥

𝘪 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥, 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘴𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘢, 𝘩𝘰𝘮𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘢, 𝘴𝘦𝘹𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘴𝘮, 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘺𝘱𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘪𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘳𝘺

𝘣𝘦 𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴

[mintmatcha]

etc etc etc dnd like story where a housewife (~36) goes to find to find the famous adventurer who abandoned her and her, now adult, child. follows his path and asks about him, follows the tales of his glory and the people he's touched, mastering the trials he went through, wondering why this man could have two sides. how could he love everyone and abandon her.

until she finds him. in a mountain pass, where the snow is as white as his sunbleached bones. she knows it's him from the contents of his bag and the baby blanket she sewed in his hands. his leg is horrificly broken and she imagines he fell and became stuck here, unable to climb out in the winter freeze. the hero died in such a human way. slowly. alone.

she had only taken this path because the trail had gone cold and she wanted to return to her son.

the mountain pass was a short cut back home.

he was just over the horizon this whole time.

[peppersnot]

top hero reads thirst tweets

[tteokdoroki]

i crave to have an au where we are all wives/spouses of pro heroes and we get together for brunch every saturday n talk shit about the hero world over mimosas

[saintshigaraki]

choso 🤝 touya not being able to tell them that someone at work was rude to you bc they will literally kill them

[andypantsx3]

please horikoshi just one buddy cop idiot 4 idiot friendship-solidifying shouto bakugou spinoff volume i beg. please just give them one case to work together where they spend the whole time squabbling like divorcees before risking their lives for one another. please horikoshi

[mattsundaes]

brother’s best friend!bakugou who begrudgingly gives you a ride home from work one afternoon (but he really doesn’t mind, even if he’ll never admit it).

who makes a show of groaning and rolling his eyes when he sees the way you perk up at the sight of the sprawling sunflower farm that he’s about to pass.

who acts put out when you look over at him with eyes that are clearly asking him to pull over.

who does a horrible job at acting like he’s just checking his phone while he snaps a shot of you standing before a sunny sea of golden yellow, turning back to look at him, caught mid-laugh. it makes his stupid heart fumble.

(“they remind me of you”)

he wants to argue that there’s nothing about him that resembles a goddamn flower. he shoves a wad of bills in the hand of the kid who’s selling bouquets out of a bucket near the entrance instead, grumbling when you light up as he unceremoniously waves it at you.

(he spends the drive home pretending he’s not watching your soft smile out of the corner of his eye.)

(pretending he didn’t take the long way home just to pass that stupid farm in the first place.)

[saintshigaraki]

i’m always underfoot with true form sukuna like an annoying cat

[bokutosnumberonefan]

had a nightmare that erling haaland killed ryunosuke tanaka from haikyuu and haaland’s sister brought me bombshell evidence to bring to the media but if i let it slip too early i was going to Get Got by the norwegian government

anyway how’s your day going

[depsidase]

[assiraphales]

anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians 

[assiraphales]

I would genuinely love to hear what a resident of china or russia loves about their home bc I’m not a fucking bigot and I know a government doesn’t define a culture but thanks for ur exposing yourself babe xoxo

[gauntlyt]

oughhhh the sinking visceral horror of "I did it all for you" when what they've done is appalling. the look of fierce devotion with their hands bloody, standing in the sickening viscous mess they've made. "I've done everything for you" oh god

[segamascott]

[kuromi-hoemie]

me when i see an animal that is known for being in my area

[bokutosnumberonefan]

really liking a blog who doesn’t post often feels like being a wife waiting for her husband to return from the war

[andypantsx3]

i have such ai fatigue rn its unreal. i go to my corporate job; the docs are written & summarized by ai. i scroll through tiktok on the commute; i hit ai fruit love island and 17 ai kalshi ads. i come home and pick out a kindle romance that looks cute!! finally a small point of human connection in my day!! it's ai slop.

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