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Onyx 🏝️ 32 🏝️ she/her 🏝️ MAIN: BOOSYBOO9206 🏝️ 18+ ONLY 🏝️ RP/personal blog

[bokzumi]

ABOUT ME

RULES

CHARACTERS

[bokzumi]

Anyway if anyone wants to fight my shitty, unethical boss, please do

[bokzumi]

Since I’ve just come across this again, I feel the need to update this post because it’s about to be 3 1/2 years since I made it and my shitty, unethical (now former by about 2 years 9 months) boss was fired because he found out that vendors were not fulfilling their contract terms and he was extorting them to give him money and donate money to host events for the place he was managing and one of them was close with a higher up in the company and they told the higher up about the extortion and then shitty, unethical boss was gone.

anyway, you heard it here first that he was shitty and unethical. 

[willowser]

touya and his tiny fragile sickly little girl 🥺

[bokzumi]

@nocturnalazura

[bokzumi]

Wishing Kuroo was real so he could take me away from this life and I could just live out my days as a stay at home wife/mom.

[lordknightmon-deactivated202405]

cannot stress enough if you have chest hair how important it is to unbutton your shirt enough to show it off

[forlorngarden]

im not defending myself against a vampire. suck away gorgeous

[sweetsweetbumblebee]

im sorry i said "awooga" when u took off ur clothes do u still wanna fuck?

[empty-sigh]

Dick hard just because I saw your pretty face

[zoiodlula]

[bokzumi]

When you can read straight smut at work with a straight face and completely unbothered but the mere mention of something soft and sweet like kissing the bride because you didn't get to makes you all happy and blushy and squeal-y.

[bokzumi]

"You're so fucking cute," he murmurs. "I didn't think you could get more beautiful, but I think I like you best just like this. Your long hair falling down your shoulders, your face devoid of any makeup. It just highlights how naturally beautiful you are, Mrs. Windsor."

WHY IS HE BEING SO SWEET?! I CAN'T HANDLE THIIIIIIIIIIS

[bokzumi]

"Look at me, wife."

[bokzumi]

"I may never have been a good boss to you, but I'll be a good husband. I promise."

[bokzumi]

"Hate me as much as you want, baby. Resent me. Despise me for shackling you to me when I should've offered you unconditional help. Torment me for using you, Valentina, but don't you fucking leave me."

[bokzumi]

When you can read straight smut at work with a straight face and completely unbothered but the mere mention of something soft and sweet like kissing the bride because you didn't get to makes you all happy and blushy and squeal-y.

[bokzumi]

"You're so fucking cute," he murmurs. "I didn't think you could get more beautiful, but I think I like you best just like this. Your long hair falling down your shoulders, your face devoid of any makeup. It just highlights how naturally beautiful you are, Mrs. Windsor."

WHY IS HE BEING SO SWEET?! I CAN'T HANDLE THIIIIIIIIIIS

[bokzumi]

"Look at me, wife."

[bokzumi]

"I may never have been a good boss to you, but I'll be a good husband. I promise."

[bokzumi]

When you can read straight smut at work with a straight face and completely unbothered but the mere mention of something soft and sweet like kissing the bride because you didn't get to makes you all happy and blushy and squeal-y.

[bokzumi]

"You're so fucking cute," he murmurs. "I didn't think you could get more beautiful, but I think I like you best just like this. Your long hair falling down your shoulders, your face devoid of any makeup. It just highlights how naturally beautiful you are, Mrs. Windsor."

WHY IS HE BEING SO SWEET?! I CAN'T HANDLE THIIIIIIIIIIS

[bokzumi]

"Look at me, wife."

[bokzumi]

When you can read straight smut at work with a straight face and completely unbothered but the mere mention of something soft and sweet like kissing the bride because you didn't get to makes you all happy and blushy and squeal-y.

[bokzumi]

"You're so fucking cute," he murmurs. "I didn't think you could get more beautiful, but I think I like you best just like this. Your long hair falling down your shoulders, your face devoid of any makeup. It just highlights how naturally beautiful you are, Mrs. Windsor."

WHY IS HE BEING SO SWEET?! I CAN'T HANDLE THIIIIIIIIIIS

[bokzumi]

When you can read straight smut at work with a straight face and completely unbothered but the mere mention of something soft and sweet like kissing the bride because you didn't get to makes you all happy and blushy and squeal-y.

[bokzumi]

fr going to punch someone. I am beginning to understand why scar was the way he was. because I, too, am surrounded by idiots.

[bokzumi]

Note to self: do NOT watch the walking dead while you eat, especially once you get to the cannibal season.

[hatelicks]

the way dicks twitch when theyre cumming? is the hottest possible tbing im a huge slut for that