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[beybuniki]

let's do research with papa

[sioltach]

Switching between these every day

[ethically-sourced-pizza]

[hollis-art]

when the annoying omnipotent being that's weirdly obsessed with you won't stop talking about his odd and romantic fantasies about you in front of all your co-workers...

[jen-iii]

You know those edits on HONORABLE edits on tiktok? On LOOP drawing this lol

[lasagoofs]

Commission for @billyellsatyou of their dnd character, Rennard!

[gailynovelry]

The fastest way to accomplish The Project is to cease being afraid of The Project. The Project cannot maim you. The Project cannot kill you. The Project is more afraid of you than you are of it. It is okay if The Project turns out differently from how it was in your head, and it is okay if it has flaws. You are capable of engaging with The Project.

[thememedaddy]

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

unfortunate truth of reality is that oftentimes 15 year olds will say/do/believe some stupid bullshit because they are 15 but telling them that they believe that because they are 15 is probably the most counterproductive thing in the entire universe

[galaxywarp]

[adestroy]

Ice cream ridiculousness This comic was cowritten by the real Nurse Chapel AKA @psychoticpterodactyl16

[dogpuppy]

[shark-tranny]

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut

[what-even-is-thiss]

Can you be a self taught classicist these days or do they bonk you on the head with a big stick if you don’t have a doctorate

[what-even-is-thiss]

Because I really don’t want a doctorate but I feel like if I continue on my current trajectory I’m gonna end up learning Latin by accident

[what-even-is-thiss]

Cicero continues to rotate around in the back of my mind against my will

[blinkees]

updated the character limit on the blinkie maker! previously 15 characters, you can now attempt to cram a whopping 25 characters on your blinkies!! certain fonts and font sizes WILL cut off. use your best judgement ok?

[fasciation-fascination]

perfect

[sparrowthemormon]

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

[bludraws094]

[alphabetcompletionist]

i keep thinking i'm gonna have a "finding out firefox-official" moment in college but literally nobody i've met even knows what tumblr is. i get in a good convo with the most alt niche queer whatever person i've seen that day and i glance at their phone and i see a tiktok notification. the world is in shambles

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[alphabetcompletionist]

let it be known that three years on i am now in a band with someone who knows this blog never 👏 stop 👏 blogging

*realizes i stopped blogging* oh