do geese see god?

somehow I'm 30 and still on this god forsaken webbed site

[boldlygotohelll]

For the sake of my mental health and sanity, I am moving away from "scrollable" social media. Maybe I'll be back in the future, but for now, this is it. If you know who I am, you know how to reach me.

It's been fun folks ✌🏼

[viinnttaaggee]

goofiness is so attractive to me. If you can keep me laughing , you got me forever

[qqchurch]

[boldlygotohelll]

Just had to teach my 25 year old friend that she should in fact not put a knife in the toaster while it is plugged in and switched on jesus CHRIST

[noodles-07]

websites often misjudge how far I will go to avoid ads. "you can't use this site until you turn off the adblock sowwy" I Am Leaving Your Website

[todayintokyo]

Volleyball player Yuji Nishida accidentally hit a line judge. This is how he apologized.

[itshype]

Yes, the fics where Ilya goes to Shane's game in his jersey are cute and romantic. But why has no one even considered:

[latinamamii69]

built my walls so well so no one can get in but now i can’t get out either

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Melissa Cox

[noknowshame]

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

[fapper]

Eau eau eau

[t1oui]

i can’t stop thinking about how yuna must’ve been feeling when shane and ilya first pull up to her and david’s place bc like. assuming david didn’t tell her anything, which it’s pretty clear he didn’t, think about it from her perspective. her husband comes back from their son’s place acting weird, and then her son comes over and is also acting weird and for some reason ilya rozanov is just. standing there. for no discernible reason. like that is actually so fucking funny im ngl 😭

[pjharvey]

having a new mutual get into heated rivalry feels like invasion of the body snatchers to be completely frank with you all

[pjharvey]

body snatchers got me

[ticklefighthockey]

the “FUCK! stubbed my toe” scene Is his biggest loserboy moment of the entire show. I love it

[bellarke-is-my-death-wave]

David’s absolute conviction that he’d figured out when Shane and Ilya had gotten together was so cute, like look at the belief he has in his son’s emotional maturity and self-acceptance that he thinks they could manage enemies-to-lovers in like a year 🥹

[mythmagicetc]

another thing that kills me about “and there were no nice men in montreal?” “i don’t know! probably there were!” is it’s yet another reminder that for all their open-minded acceptance, shane’s parents still don’t understand his situation at all. even if shane hadn’t been so down bad for ilya for almost a decade, what other options did he have? montreal lives and breathes hockey. sure, there’s a chance he could’ve gone out and met someone the old-fashioned way and it would’ve turned out fine, but shane would never risk it, because he has been terrified. he’s sitting there at the kitchen table, terrified, and they can’t even see it

[miscellaneousbullshit]

One day Ruby Pike is going to be the most notorious enforcer in PWHL history and when people ask who gave coined her nickname- the beast- she just grins angelically and says ‘my dad’ and goes and beats the shit out of someone on the ice.

Hayden is proud. Ilya is prouder. Shane is quietly impressed. Jackie needs ‘the beast’ to stop forgetting their weekly FaceTime call and to please bring dessert to thanksgiving dinner.