you gave me everything.

tloui/tas | he/him | soon to be a major motion picture

[t1oui]

hi im tas and i talk a lot about a lot of random stuff. my pronouns are he/him. main fandom rn is heated rivalry but really this is the acc where i post whatever

my ao3

i have an alt but im not linking it

note: occasionally i reblog nsfw (text) posts, and most of the time they are not tagged as nsfw. once again, this is pretty rare.

old pinned

[whitager]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[max-worm]

people dehumanize andrew so much that they act befuddled when andrew is portrayed as having feelings in fics. like i've seen people complain that andrew is "ooc" in fics where he simply expresses that he cares about things. guys i know neil describes andrew as a blank, emotionless person, but you need to understand that that is not because andrew does not feel things (in fact i think he feels things very very deeply—to the point that it's overwhelming to him and that contributes to why he prefers to pretend he doesn't have them/push them down) but because he simply does not express emotions in the same way everyone else does. no it's not ooc to write andrew minyard as having feelings 🗣️🗣️

[zzoupz]

Here comes the sun

And I say, "It's all right"

[cancan-jpg]

"If it's any consolation, you will be hailed as a hero"

Mary play the 'THEY. WANT. YOU' bit from In_The_Navy-The_Village_People.mp3 🚀😔

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[rockytheeridian]

(insp.)

[t1oui]

educated my mother about gimmick blogs today. good times

[escuerzoresucitado]

[asskylosaurus]

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

[geeoharee]

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.

[thetablestspoon]

This cheese is being stabbed safely

[golongbyjoannanewsom]

obsessed w this person in the replies

[awwww-cute]

[tamashiihiroka-deactivated20200]

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

[identifying-deer-in-posts]

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

[laterkiss]

happy pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[t1oui]

happy pride month i'm back with yet another reminder that if your only form of activism is telling people who like harry potter that they're pussies but you don't boost shit in support of trans people, you are not really a trans ally.

[randomslasher]

No matter what a post on tumblr tries to tell you, your moral and ethical stances will never be determined by what you reblog and what you scroll past. Don’t let manipulation tactics force you into doing anything you don’t want to do.

[randomslasher]

I find it very interesting to note the times in which this post has a sudden resurgence. It often follows very stressful, upsetting events, where a lot of “REBLOG THIS OR YOU SUCK” posts start appearing on this site. 

So I’ll say it again: it is okay if you come to tumblr to escape upsetting news. It is okay if you’re just here for fun and fandom. It is okay if you do not want to use your tumblr as a place to read about or spread the current events that are circulating. It is okay if you need a place to decompress and just relax. There are other ways to be involved in/support causes and you are allowed to set boundaries on social media platforms without it being indicative of your belief systems. 

Your beliefs, values, ethics, and moral stances are not determined by whether or not you reblog something. 

[butterflyinthewell]

It also helps to remember that nobody else on tumblr can see what you’re scrolling past.

[atomikats]

my personal take on the matter

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw